News Apple, Twitter build giant data centres

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Apple will be launching it's new magical service called iDiscern. Full constant integration with your iphone's (and every iphone in proximity) camera, microphone, web history and gps tracking allows iDiscern to be the only true decision making search engine. Not only will it decide for you the perfect web search results but also the answers to every decision or choice you may need to make in your daily lives. Apple has worked tirelessly to make this magical product possible out of their great love for you. It will revolutionize being human. Apple TM

 

[off-topic] Re: iDiscern, does anyone else remember Syndicate's idea of corporate chips implanted into consumers' brains to influence their buying decisions (and the hilarious "Persuadetron")? [/off-topic]