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News Crysis going cardboard

Discussion in 'Article Discussion' started by brumgrunt, 19 Oct 2012.

  1. brumgrunt

    brumgrunt New Member

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  2. Snips

    Snips I can do dat, giz a job

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    So my desk can play Crysis but my system at the time were it sat couldn't ;)
     
  3. Pookie

    Pookie So this is permanence, love's shattered pride.

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    I dont think my desk can play crysis :(
     
  4. Gunsmith

    Gunsmith Maximum Win

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    thats all very well and nice but i'd rather they focus on the gameplay as opposed to the engine. time will tell but im not holding my breath after the monumental screw up that was Crysis 2
     
  5. MjFrosty

    MjFrosty New Member

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    I think they're a bit overly confident on just how popular Crysis is lol. Someone has lost their marbles.
     
  6. OzThe2

    OzThe2 New Member

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    It's only going to be available on Steam!
     
  7. scott_chegg

    scott_chegg Active Member

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    Surely you mean Origin?
     
  8. GuilleAcoustic

    GuilleAcoustic Ook ? Ook !

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    Can my cat play Crysis ?
     
  9. javaman

    javaman May irritate Eyes

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    Have they still not taken you as a tester? Until that day there is no hope.
     
  10. suragh

    suragh Derp

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    My desk supports up to 5 Crysis game boards at one time, it won't put stress on it either!
     
  11. Gunsmith

    Gunsmith Maximum Win

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    **** being a QA tester, i should be creative director
     
  12. jinq-sea

    jinq-sea 'write that down in your copy book' Super Moderator

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    What's the minimum GPU required for the board game? ;)
     
  13. suragh

    suragh Derp

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    4 legs and a nice flat top.
     
  14. ShinyAli

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    Your graphics platform must support at least eight legs and four drawers, any extra storage space like a cupboard will make the game really fly and you can keep all your old burnt out graphic cards and discarded "Crysis" games in them :idea:
     
  15. GuilleAcoustic

    GuilleAcoustic Ook ? Ook !

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    And do not forget the liquid cooling

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  16. jinq-sea

    jinq-sea 'write that down in your copy book' Super Moderator

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    That sounds like a dog with an 80s hair-do...

    My desk is leveled with old graphics cards!
     
  17. suragh

    suragh Derp

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    If it was a dog, I think we would have instability issues. :geek:
     
  18. Tyinsar

    Tyinsar 6 screens 1 card since Nov 17 2007

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    So, 2 players, no boobs or moobs? :confused:



    PS: I like the liquid cooling idea :thumb:
     
  19. suragh

    suragh Derp

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    :sigh: :D
     
  20. von_stylon

    von_stylon uber micro

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    great so next time i visit ikea ill be applying the " but can it play crysis? " question to store assistants when i ask about the oak effect bed side cabinets and coffee tables....*sigh*
     
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