LOL Do swimming pools change colour if you piss in them?

Really? By that logic my bed should just be a swimming pool full of pee. I love fire.

Testosterone will cause you to go bald. Want to live longer with a full head of hair? Cut your nuts off.*


*In the event someone thinks this is a good idea. It is not, so don't even try.

 

+1 - well put.
It's also been proven that women are subconsciously attracted to high testosterone levels. Ever wondered why the high-school jock had all the hot babes? There you go.

 

Beat the system...take a poo in the pool.

 

lol

 

I can add a +1 to the delights of peeing in a wetsuit, really is essential to keep warm in british waters!!

As a side note, never buy a 2nd hand wetsuit

 

Hows about SEAPLANE trying to take off against a riptide?

 

I'm pretty sure the Caspian Sea Monster could do it, or any ekranoplan for that matter.

As for something like a Consolidated PBY Catalina, I'd still put my money on the plane.

 

It would definitely take off if the Russian woman with the world's strongest vagina was flying the plane.

 

Eh? Because she could operate thrust, yaw, pitch and flaps at the same time?

 

There has to be some kind of law stating how likely a hypothesis is true as the awesomness of it approaches infinity.

 

Flaps, tehe

 

More on topic and even less in agreement on some points brought up here, I do have a story.

When I was very young and too small to go the big pool, there was the "little" kids pool. It was kidney shaped and close to 7x10. The other family members of all the "little" kids would drop them off in a pool that wasn't even 1 meter deep. It was about a half a meter deep! The pool was very warm as the day got on. As more and more kids ventured into the shallow, yellowing pool, I can't help but think, now, that this pool in particular may escape what other calculations have been forth so far.

Keep in mind that the adult pool was particularly huge because it was to be able to serve the families of the officers of a large air force base.