LOL Do swimming pools change colour if you piss in them?

Someone had to be the geek

So on average, you piss 500ml? And the worst ever was 1300? Take a measuring jug with you every time? That's awesome

I didn't give urine the attention it deserves earlier, so yeah, 100ml is a bad guess, maybe 200-300ml is more like it for the average person, but whatever, 20-30 litres doesn't affect things much. Especially since 150kl is a tiny pool. The average public pool would be more like ~600kl+

 

Far. Too. Much. Information

Same goes for you EEK.

Moriquendi

 

Eek visiting the local pool:

 

Swim away? But you need to stay near it to benefit from all the extra warmth around you!! It'd be a waste not to use it

Only every time for 3 days last week! It was quite interesting - sometimes you feel like you're about to burst but only go 100ml or so, other times it's just convenient to go and you end up letting rip 800ml. Over the 3 day period of 3 days I totalled about 15 litres... (i found it interesting anyway )

Nah, I don't shake

 

Best time to pee in water is when your out at sea in a wet suit. Diving in cold waters + pee = Loooooovely

mind you dont do it in a dry suit tho

reminds me of one of the guys i used to dive with, he was very happy about his rubber dry suit (one of the ones the police use with only one opening in it.... the neck) but couldnt get out of it in time for a leak! ended up taking a poo in that suit as well by the end of the day as the fool decided to have a curry for dinner the night before!

oh how we laughed

Diving.....bringing people together

EDIT:: SCUBA diving incase anyone was thinking otherwise

 

Only if the wheel bearings are 100% (edit: well, mostly...) frictionless!!!!

Pools dont generally use the dye that turns purple because most people will have some urine on them even when they get in the pool, thus it would just turn purple daily and have to be drained.

 

wtf dude

 

No.

john

 

The wheels would have to have alot of damn friction to stop the plane from taking off! Unless the situation was something like a large tailwind, heavy load for the plane & a short runway/conveyor.

 

We have debunked the pool theory. Does anyone have any other stories to put out there?

 

The "plane on a conveyor" has also been done to death, so we need something else besides planes and pools...

 

Hair on your hands if you masturbate?
Playing with fire causes you to wet your bed?

there are stories that parents tell children around everywhere...

 

I never heard of that one before lol!

You know Kelloggs corn flakes were invented to prevent masturbation.

 

I could personally debunk both, but we need a larger sample size to ensure I didn't just singe the hair off.

 

LOL
i meant it the other way around, you know... weting your bed because you played with fire. :facepalm:

 

Watching too much Tv playing video games makes your eyes go square.

 

Does eating crusts makes your hair go curly?
This certainly made me think twice before eating crusts as a child - surely not the correct intention of the parent?!

 

Playing video games leads to killing people and worshiping satan, instead of being a proper god fearing armour piercing bullet shooting christian hunter.

 

Masturbation will make hair grow on your hands and make you go bald.

 

hairy handed baldy *****