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LOL Girl coming to stay with me

Discussion in 'General' started by Weekly_Estimate, 3 Oct 2010.

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  1. knuck

    knuck Hate your face

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    Just reading this thread made your exploits seem too easy, man.

    I guess I should try omegle :eyebrow:


    grats you lucky SOB
     
    knuck, 17 Oct 2010
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  2. snakerine

    snakerine holy immortal gingers

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    Evolutionsic


    Im proud son very proud.

    This is mother ****er epic win :rock:
     
    snakerine, 17 Oct 2010
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  3. thehippoz

    thehippoz What's a Dremel?

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    6-7 times.. ahh those were the days
     
    thehippoz, 17 Oct 2010
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  4. Kris

    Kris Lord Lolwut

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    Hehee, the eagle has landed. I repeat, the eagle has landed.
    +rep! :)
     
    Kris, 17 Oct 2010
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  5. mvagusta

    mvagusta Did a skid that went for two weeks.

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    LMAO :hehe: :lol:

    He's been jumping on the pc to tell us the good news, but every time he did she's jumped on him and dragged him back to bed :rock: :clap: :D

    You know.... I've hit 5 in one day heaps of times.... possibly 6 once or twice, but I've never done it 7 times in one day :eeek:

    Nice :thumb: /borat
     
    mvagusta, 17 Oct 2010
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  6. stonedsurd

    stonedsurd Is a cackling Yuletide Belgian

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    SIX-SEVEN TIMES?! WHAT THE F**K? :jawdrop::thumb:

    You hit the jackpot my man! Now pics, hurry, hurry! :naughty:
    +1
    :thumb:
     
    stonedsurd, 17 Oct 2010
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  7. Jumeira_Johnny

    Jumeira_Johnny 16032 - High plains drifter

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    This.
     
    Jumeira_Johnny, 17 Oct 2010
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  8. Ph4ZeD

    Ph4ZeD What's a Dremel?

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    This thread just won the intertubes. A true testament to the power of the internetz that a thread got someone laid. Epic!
     
    Ph4ZeD, 17 Oct 2010
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  9. Bogomip

    Bogomip ... Yo Momma

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    I only just came to this thread and wow, this is better than the 8 minute allen "i got laid" threads back before this version of the forum even existed - I approve!

    Good job! :)
     
    Bogomip, 17 Oct 2010
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  10. Telltale Boy

    Telltale Boy Designated CPC Jetwhore

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    Win! :thumb:

    Now if only the maximum tag limit hadn't already been reached...
     
    Telltale Boy, 17 Oct 2010
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  11. ajfsound

    ajfsound Minimodder

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    Hmmmmm, the force is strong with this one
     
    ajfsound, 17 Oct 2010
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  12. DeathAwaitsU

    DeathAwaitsU I'm Back :D

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    This +1

    Not because I'm old, but because when you have kids it seems that when you try to instigate "sexy time" it always gets the reply later :( And quite often, later means later on this month :wallbash:
     
    DeathAwaitsU, 17 Oct 2010
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  13. Burnout21

    Burnout21 Mmmm biscuits

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    6-7 times, lol welcome to the world of cock burn. It won't hit you straight away, it creeps up on you and when you least expect it you'll be crying like a baby.

    There is also not enough hours in the day for more than 6 times.
     
    Burnout21, 17 Oct 2010
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  14. Weekly_Estimate

    Weekly_Estimate Random bird noises.

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    thanks everyone will take pics of us today or something,

    shes pretty amazing, in my open shower behind me atm ^.^

    Will post a full detailed 24 hours when i got time
     
    Weekly_Estimate, 17 Oct 2010
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  15. DeathAwaitsU

    DeathAwaitsU I'm Back :D

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    That made me rofl, unfortunately i dont think my gf would get over me calling her another name :D

    Amen to that brother.
    It depends how long you last as to weather there's enough time for more than 7 times :p
     
    DeathAwaitsU, 17 Oct 2010
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  16. Houndofhell

    Houndofhell One Particle to Rule Them All

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    This thread needs stickied, helping the Bit-Tech users of today chat up a girl and get laid.

    I might just add you are an inspiration to all of us Bit-Tech users.

    :jawdrop::D:thumb::rock::jawdrop::naughty:
     
    Houndofhell, 17 Oct 2010
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  17. tristanperry

    tristanperry Minimodder

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    Congrats :thumb: :clap: :rock:

    To those who haven't yet: :read: :thumb:
     
    tristanperry, 17 Oct 2010
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  18. Ph4ZeD

    Ph4ZeD What's a Dremel?

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    Some of the tags for this thread are just... And who added anal prolapse!?
     
    Ph4ZeD, 17 Oct 2010
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  19. dragontail

    dragontail 5bet Bluffer

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    dragontail, 17 Oct 2010
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  20. Nealieboyee

    Nealieboyee Packaging Master!

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    Wow, i had no idea he was a virgin! In his OP, he said he'd been with girls before, so i thought he'd had sex.....

    Congrats!!!!
    Well done mate. The first time can be strange. My first knew i was a virgin, so her expectations were much lower. When the girl thinks you've got game, you have to make a plan to go longer in the sack. Or just keep doing it, say 6-7 times.....:D

    You've made me proud my son....:waah:
     
    Nealieboyee, 17 Oct 2010
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