real awser: part of the cardboard tube samuri costurme? fake awser: several dildos? a VERY large screw? TOW missle? spray can assortment? GIANT tampon? is there a string on it? comic drinking straw? a life size replica of ron jerrmeys dick? A Z size battery? the worlds largest pixi stix? a ton of packing tape? did it come with a short round fat one? it could be plastic beer cups for a keger? a REAL long candle? a cigar? other than that i got nothing.
A rain stick??? A giant pen a huge poster or a life size inflatable of ANTONIO BANDARES!!! (from south park) heh anyways i got nothin
if its a potato cannon, its one of the worst ever... any halfway decent potato cannon will actually hold a potato in the barrel. also, they generally have two chambers, a short, wide combustion chamber and a long, narrow barrel (generally no bigger than 2") my guess is probably ummm... lets see... i think proabably a big movie poster. fake solutions: giant bottle of Water Wetter Giant Mag-Lite Giant spool of wire/string Giant bottle of deoderant giant M&M's mini tube many rolls of tape giant wad of duct tape giant oddly shaped pillow a stack of circular USB splitters an ancient Roman scroll giant joystick giant thumbtack giant knitting needle
They're blinds!! Sorry, I got like 8 packages that were that exact same size at my doorstep one day, when I decided I'd put blinds on all the windows in my house