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I think im turning american

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  1. Dad

    Dad You talkin to me?

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    When you are OUT of beer, do you say 'ow-t' or 'oo-t"?? Throw an 'r' in the front and an 'er' at the end and you're all set... Oops, I mean sorted :D

    If GIF was supposed to be pronouced as "JIF", there would be a friggin J there instead of a G... In addition, GIF stands for Graphics Interchange Format. Do you pronounce "graphic" with a "J"???? :p

    So there! :D
     
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  2. Guest-16

    Guest-16 Guest

    G-if sounds like you've got a speech problem. Jif, cause G is almost like a J instead of "Ger" you say "Ja".

    Out is ow-t
     
  3. :: kna ::

    :: kna :: POCOYO! Moderator

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    Plus I always pull my card of 'I used to work for Compuserve and went straight to the horses mouth so I could win arguments" :)
     
  4. Dad

    Dad You talkin to me?

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    Is that Compuserve UK or Compuserve US?

    Case in point ;)
     
  5. :: kna ::

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  6. Dad

    Dad You talkin to me?

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    Eh, no wonder AOL wiped the floor with them.. Can't even pronounce their own creation correctly :D

    /me runs and hides from the Compuserve police...
     
  7. TheoGeo

    TheoGeo What are these goddamn animals?!

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    its G-IF because "JIF" is a cleaner.... at least it should be but they changed the name to CIF because the continental europeans couldnt pronounce it correctly.
     
  8. :: kna ::

    :: kna :: POCOYO! Moderator

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    so what about JIF sounding like YIF ot HYIF?
     
  9. MikeTitan

    MikeTitan Ling Ling: 273 Battle Points

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    Wanna go halves on a pie?

    :worried: :hehe:

    Yeah english people starting to speak proper english :worried: ;)
     
  10. Mr. Roboto

    Mr. Roboto xBurningMikex

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    you have no idea how bad an accent is until you've heard a native Baltimorian speak. I call the accent BaltiMORON.

    Y'ant some, wudder, hon?

    translation:

    Would you like some water?
     
  11. scopEDog

    scopEDog Minimodder

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    How an accent can bring you home:

    A few years back I was traveling outside the US, and on the return flight I lost my passport. So I was being questioned by the airport staff, since they couldn't let me back into the country without a US passport. After a while I was getting irritated and demanded to speak to whoever was in charge. Finally their boss comes up to me and asks: Are you from NY? Where do you live?

    I replied: "Yeah im from new york" and gave them my home address.

    Amazingly he actually believed me and gave me a few forms to sign and I was on my way. Later on I found out that the boss told one of his staff "Only a ny'er can have that accent...and that attitude"

    So it pays to have an accent :thumb:

    ooh and its ra-ou-ter damnit! Bloomberg uk always catches me off-guard with that rooooter stuff :D
     
  12. Bluebark

    Bluebark What's a Dremel?

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    Can you figure this one out?

    Jeet yet?

    No...jew?
     
  13. Mr. Roboto

    Mr. Roboto xBurningMikex

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    Sounds like a quote from Jeff Foxworthy, a southern US comedian that has a line of jokes "You might be a redneck if..."

    Yeet yet?

    Naw, y'aunt to?

    __
    Did you eat yet?
    No, do you want to?
     
  14. jezmck

    jezmck Minimodder

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    you eat yet?

    no, did you?


    what do i win?
     

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