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I wish my mum would give me a B-Day pressie like this!

Discussion in 'General' started by Hells_Bliss, 8 Nov 2007.

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  1. Hells_Bliss

    Hells_Bliss What's a Dremel?

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    Hells_Bliss, 8 Nov 2007
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  2. antiHero

    antiHero ReliXmas time!

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    Me too! :D
     
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  3. Stickeh

    Stickeh Help me , Help you.

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    The funniest thing is this happened not 2 miles from my house, my old school, which both my younger sisters attend!

    I thought i booked a gorrilagram...
     
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  4. Firehed

    Firehed Why not? I own a domain to match.

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    If only...

    Actually, I'm not sure I'd really want that happening in a classroom, but I wouldn't complain so whatever.
     
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  5. naokaji

    naokaji whatever

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    simply crazy....
     
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  6. <A88>

    <A88> Trust the Computer

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    I'm quite glad my mum doesn't think like that o_O.

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  7. Flibblebot

    Flibblebot Smile with me

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    I'm sure he ran out doubled over - either to hide a massive erection or to hide some rather embarassing stains on his trousers... :eeek:
     
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  8. mctigger

    mctigger What's a Dremel?

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    or he ran out cos of embarrasment maybe? imagine your mum doing that for your birthday if you were still at school, in one sense you would be mortified (well i would) but then again stripper + copper outfit + whip = mmmmmmmmm

    but probably to hide a massive erection! lol
     
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  9. notatoad

    notatoad pretty fing wonderful

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    i'd love a birthday present like that, but maybe not from my mum.
     
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  10. Guest-23315

    Guest-23315 Guest

    I wish that happened to me.
     
    Guest-23315, 8 Nov 2007
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  11. sam.g.taylor

    sam.g.taylor Apparently I'm Greg Kinnear

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    If she was dumb enough to book a "gorillagram" for her 16-year-old's birthday at school in the first place, then it's no stretch of the imagination that she'd screw up and order the wrong thing.

    What sort of business handles both sort of events anyways?
     
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  12. supermonkey

    supermonkey Deal with it

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    Hang on. Let me get this straight. A woman in a police uniform (with short skirt) walks in, addresses the boy as "naughty for not doing homework", spanks him 16 times, starts playing pop music, has the boy put a collar on her, begins dancing and then strips all the way down to her underwear.

    It's only when the stripper asks the boy to put cream on her that the teacher suddenly intervenes?

    Am I missing something, or was this teacher just incredibly slow to act?

    -monkey
     
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  13. talladega

    talladega I'm Squidward

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    teacher was wanting a turn with the stripper too but saw that it wasnt going to happen so ended it.

    was the teacher a guy or girl tho?

    anyways thatd be pretty neat. lol
     
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  14. capnPedro

    capnPedro Hacker. Maker. Engineer.

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    Something kinda similar happened to me. For my 16th I was given some money and permission to go on holiday without my parents.

    Therefore, next summer, I'm off to Amsterdam! :rock:

    Bet the 'rents weren't expecting that one. Or they probably were actually.
     
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  15. <A88>

    <A88> Trust the Computer

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    Well my bday's drawing to a close and no strippers as of yet :(.

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  16. Flibblebot

    Flibblebot Smile with me

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    We could arrange a Bindigram if you're interested...?! :eeek:
     
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  17. Smilodon

    Smilodon The Antagonist

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    Happy birthday! :)
     
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  18. Woodstock

    Woodstock So Say We All

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    fibblebot thanks for the scaring mental images
     
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  19. supermonkey

    supermonkey Deal with it

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    Man, sometimes I wish I lived in the UK. :sigh:

    -monkey
     
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  20. Hells_Bliss

    Hells_Bliss What's a Dremel?

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    i'm sure we can get Tim to play the music for you :naughty: :hehe:

    [​IMG]
     
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