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LOL Name that bog seat..

Discussion in 'General' started by Vault-Tec, 17 Jan 2018.

  1. Vault-Tec

    Vault-Tec Green Plastic Watering Can

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    Probably the strangest thread I have ever posted. Please can some one tell me what sort of toilet seat this is. Ebay is great. It cracked about a year ago on the right, then last week cracked on the left and it's pinching my ass :D

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    It is not a bolt through. I know that much. So yeah, I've no idea about modern bogs.
     
  2. Kronos

    Kronos Well-Known Member

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    So how does it fix to the toilet pan?
     
  3. Vault-Tec

    Vault-Tec Green Plastic Watering Can

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    I don't have a clue mate, hence the thread.
     
  4. Kronos

    Kronos Well-Known Member

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    Can you not put your hand round the back and have a fumble?
     
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  5. VipersGratitude

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    :naughty:
     
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  6. Vault-Tec

    Vault-Tec Green Plastic Watering Can

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    lmao tried that fella. However it fixes to the crapper must be at the hinge area. There is no bolts or holes anywhere on the bog. Modern tech eh? bloody thing !
     
  7. Corky42

    Corky42 Where's walle?

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    Can't tell exactly from the pictures but it's probably a top fixing toilet seat with blanking plates/covers covering bolts/screws with an compression expander that expand into the holes when tightened.

    Like these.
     
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  8. adidan

    adidan Guesswork is still work

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    Magic. It uses magic.

    You need potions and some runes.
     
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  9. Vault-Tec

    Vault-Tec Green Plastic Watering Can

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    I'm pretty convinced it must fix from the top yeah. Just need to find one now.
     
  10. kingred

    kingred Surfacing sucks!

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    Its a Teresa May.
     
  11. Big Elf

    Big Elf Oh no! Not another f----ing elf!

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    It'll be fixed from underneath and with luck it'll use plastic thumbscrews. I don't know what they call that square design unless it's just 'square'
     
  12. Mister_Tad

    Mister_Tad Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    That's exactly what it is. The same seriously puzzled me not long ago when one of mine started to get a bit loose, and I found there were no wing nuts on the back.
     
  13. Journeyer

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    Why bother with a new one? Fix it like a man! Duct tape is your friend. :D

    (Also, if you're going to photograph a toilet in its open state; remember to flush first... ;) )
     
  14. Vault-Tec

    Vault-Tec Green Plastic Watering Can

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    It's bleach man.
     
  15. adidan

    adidan Guesswork is still work

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    Have you found your ablution solution?
     
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  16. Kronos

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    I think he is sitting and thinking about the issue.
     
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  17. adidan

    adidan Guesswork is still work

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    Ruminating while evacuating?
     
  18. Vault-Tec

    Vault-Tec Green Plastic Watering Can

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    Can't order one now. Going away on Monday 'cause it's my Bday next week. Will order one when I get back :)

    I can't duct tape it. The structures that hold it up have basically collapsed, so pardon the pun but it's pissed any way. Last thing I want is it snapping and me ending up on the floor with plop coming out :D
     
  19. Kronos

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    Have you figured how to get the old one off yet?
    A toilet seat as a birthday gift, go for it?
     
  20. Vault-Tec

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    Will figure that out next week. For right now I'll take a pinched ass lol. I don't want to break it, then not have one. Toilet is proper freezing haha.I think the thing in the middle is a clip or something you lever upward. So that may be a cover and how you get it off.. Not sure..
     

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