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LOL *NSFW* *The new Demote thread*

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  1. DLDeadbolt

    DLDeadbolt Space Cadet

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    Can't see the pic (work blocks image hosting sites), but they probably stole that from an AskReddit question from a few days ago
     
  2. Flibblebot

    Flibblebot Smile with me

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    If the man actually gets a girlfriend (and I pity the woman if he does), isn't he going to be disappointed when she doesn't make rustling sounds during sex? :lol: :D
     
  3. julianmartin

    julianmartin resident cyborg.

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    RedFlames ...is not a Belgian football team

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    Alekoy Ostekake!

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    Still want to stick my dipstick in her and check the fluid levels...

    OOOHHHHH..
    I REALLY feel that I need to clearify that I want to do that to Kristen Stewart.

    I do NOT want to do that to the other "female" posted a couple of posts ago.. that is just wrong...
     
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    Why are people posting pics of my girlfriend? Not Kristen Stewart, I have standards you know.

    Speaking of which, why is she being let anywhere near 1984? We may as well get Justin Bieber to do a film about the life of Freddy Mercury.
     
  8. KidMod-Southpaw

    KidMod-Southpaw Super Spamming Saiyan

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    Don't give them ideas please.
     
  9. wolfticket

    wolfticket Downwind from the bloodhounds

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    It could be terrible.
    But it's written by the guy who wrote Moon (which is an excellent film) and as I recall 1984 (the book) has a romance at it's core anyway, so a "romantic remake" is hardly a stretch.
    Also, actors can develop over time and when given different material to work with.

    Or just pretend it doesn't exist and watch Brazil.

    Actually, if for some weird reason you haven't seen it: Just watch Brazil *full stop*
     
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    Its like the butt hurt over Ben Affleck being cast as batman all over again.
     
  11. Nexxo

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    1984 has already been done in, well, 1984 actually, shot on location in London in that year. Main characters were John Hurt, Susannah Hamilton and Richard Burton. Soundtrack was by the Eurhythmics. I mean, how can you improve on that?!?

    Oh, wait, you can't. This film is an epic classic. It is cinematic art of the highest order. Any attempt to do a remake is a crime against celluloid.
     
  12. SuicideNeil

    SuicideNeil What's a Dremel?

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    [​IMG]

    Based on my older sisters experiences ( her little 'un is just over 3 years old ), I'd say this is worryingly accurate.
     
  13. kenco_uk

    kenco_uk I unsuccessfully then tried again

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    Demotivated - there's no 's' in Lego.
     
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    Agreed. I fear for the future of the human race.
     
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    This.

    Even the Danish say so.
     
  16. hyperion

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    It's also supposed to be fully capitalised, right? :lol:
     
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    No one spotted the stray parenthesis?
    My inner developer sense is screaming in anguish that they left a ( floating in the first part.
     
  18. asura

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    It's the feeding test that really bothered me. Why spill water all over your floor - it doesn't give you that same "I must have missed a bit the other night" bitter tang as the regurgitated milk starts to go sour under the fridge or wherever...
     
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    Pliqu3011 all flowers in time bend towards the sun

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