About two years ago I made a custom answer phone message, which due to some confusion with the options menu, went something like this: 'This is Pete's answer phone - I think?'. This was all well and good but recently I've been applying for some jobs, so I thought it'd be wise to set up a more 'professional' sounding one. This went something like: 'Hello, this is Pete's answer phone...system? Err, please leave a message after the beep. *long silence* Oh, that's right, you have to press hash to stop.' DELETE 'Hi, this is Pete - err, I mean it's the answer phone so please leave a message.' DELETE 'This is Pete's system...oh b*gger.' DELETE 'This is Pete's answer system, err, phone...b*ll*cks.' DELETE 'This is *clears throat* Pete's...oh what's the use?' DELETE 'Hello, no I mean hi...f**k it.' DELETE '...F**k it.' DELETE 'F**k it. DELETE '...' DELETE Anyway, to cut a long story short, I got there in the end after taking a deep breath and calming down. Anyone else have this problem?