Not only is he very small, he is also exceptionally heavy. You see, relix's eyebrows are made out of the densest material theorised to exist outside of a neutron star. They're also the source of his supernatural abilities. If one were to find a pair of scissor capable of cutting off his eyebrows, not only would he lose his ability to open his mouth really wide, and be incredibly Belgian, but the impact of said brows on the Earth's crust would tear the planet apart. So, ladies and gentlemen, do not let relix near any super-sharp alien scissors, the fate of the human race depends on this.
I hope you know that I had to spend money b/c of you! I bought a webcam to send my wife random funniness while she's at work, which I wouldn't have thought of if it wasn't for you you and your seenly. (thanks).
