modding section where every thing was in reverse and stripped bare, yet everything would be integrated and absorbed including flesh, was he now part of a master mod, he looked down at himself and his bones now glisten under uv, instead of being horrified he was impressed, with this he backed in to a
the General section. Where he was confronted with the mighty Hate thread. He was drawn in and made hateful, hating every man woman and child. He hated beyond Bit-Tech, to the farthest reaches of the Universe. When all were hated, he tried to find more to fuel his hate and upon discovering the All Powerful Cheesecake Hole he was confronted by...
He suddenly noticed that he had 2 heads, each one with its own mind, one was thinking of backing into a corner to dremel his steel skin and the other was confronted by his most deep desires of pastry and Relix. "What is this?" One of the heads asks while the other...
head looked down with astonishment to the third head and said "oh my you are hard" there was so much lusting in the other heads eyes, he felt guilty and said "oh go on then" and with this....
.. Producing a pot of Marmite he lathered his lusty companion from beard to hairline and proceeded to..
The mirror room in Enter the Dragon. He was a piece of ribbon on a spear. Befuddled and ridiculed he..
Arghhhhhh, he suddenly realised his life was being controlled by nerds posting in a story thread on a tech forum. Why nerds? He thought surely virgins would be better, or was that the same thing?
Or were they the Deities of The Universe, and this thread was their secret channel of power? Thinking this, he replied to this thread.
Her Majesty's cutlery. Surprised by his incredible skill at washing and cleaning, the Queen invited Boris to...
Started tapping it, only to discover it had the musical abilities of a steel drum. He donned the finest Rastafarian suit he had, and started dancing in the street, only for...
noticing everything - every poster and every billboard as far as he could see - was written in Cyrillic. How the hell did he get in Soviet Russia?! Last thing he knew, a huge cheesecake was chewing on his left head...