Yes, he whips his jeans off and and muzzles the bear, then he tears his shirt into strips and ties the bear to a tree before he. beats it or eats it?
Beats it mercilessly into bear soup. He sees a fine looking maid near the edge of town, does he introduce himself?
Yes. After beating the bear it puts him in the mood for beating up a fine looking maid. Beat the fine looking piece of ass up? Y/N
No, he takes the maid out on a date. Does our hero slip roofies into the maid's drink later that evening? Y/N
Yes, but he puts far to many of them in and the maid dies. Does he run or try cover up his crime? Y/N
This is getting so wrong so fast. Yes; he selects the town mayor as a target of retribution for his bear-tolerant policies. Does he employ stealth and cunning? Y/N
This is the only forum where a perfectly normal hero, can become a necrophiliac zombie in less than 2 pages
/b/ is not what I would refer to as a "forum".. It's a "OMFGBBQWTFROFLLOL Playground" for wierd people
No, because he realised that Modern Warfare 2 is the future and armed himself with a silenced M4 and a noobtube. Does he kill the mayor first? Y/N
No. But the main character has changed. You now play as Ramirez, defend burger town by yourself? P.S how do you put a line through text?
Yes. Burger town should be easy to defend. Call for help anyway? Y/N Code: [s]The text you want a line through[/ s] but dont leave a space between the / and the s
