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LOL The weapons you would use at your last stand against a legion of zombies

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  1. Sheiken

    Sheiken Wat?

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    Well I guess its only fitting to ask this question as we already know what the soundtrack will be!

    I'll start:

    The Galil Assault Rifle Just because I like to be different

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    FMG-9 prototype folding sub-machine gun I'd keep this in my backpack just in case!

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    And finally for when they get too close, and collateral damage is NOT an issue!
    The Franchi Spas 12

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  2. oasked

    oasked Stuck in the Mud

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    I don't know much about guns, but I think that one alone will do me. :D

    Always wanted to shoot a pump-action shotgun...
     
  3. Picarro

    Picarro New Member

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    For long range use from my desert fort

    The L96 AW, as used by the Britsh SAS; the premiere special forces in the world:

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    For when they get a teeny bit closer;

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    All out spray 'n' pray:

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    For when they get in the 5-10 meter range

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    For the last stand where I have to go all HL style ;)

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  4. Burnout21

    Burnout21 Is the daddy!

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    Find so where to dig in like a tick and mount some gear,


    Roof mounted with a 360 degree sweep killing view.

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    Ideally two mounted back to back, firing from both sides but spinning like a naval radar, lol!


    Its all about stopping power, so side arms

    Shotgun pistol for sub 5m killing range

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    .44 cal Desert Eagle, easier to handle compared the .50 cal version however i would carry the conversion kit so ammunition is easier to find.

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    Main weapon

    12 gauge Assault shotgun, this would be the main weapon of use, being in the UK ammunition would be limited to shotgun shells and 9mm, and if lucky some 5.56mm NATO rounds

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  5. Guest-16

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    Fists of fury and the banhammer is all I need.

    No bullets needed, just two big hairy balls.

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  6. Sheiken

    Sheiken Wat?

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    Come on you cant use that! Its blue!
     
  7. Rkiver

    Rkiver Cybernetic Spine

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    That'd be an easy choice.

    Take off, nuke the place from orbit.

    It's the only way to be sure.
     
  8. Picarro

    Picarro New Member

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    Hmm, land on Diego Garcia, take control of B2 Spirit bombers, launch tactical nukes at all major cities and continents. Seal yourself Diego Garcia bunker. Remember to bring beautiful model to spend time with and intellectual lady to discuss with.
     
  9. liratheal

    liratheal Sharing is Caring

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    Pickaxe, fibreglass reinforced handle.
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    Small axe (Tomahawk, if you will)
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    24" T-Type Wrecking bar
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    Metal shafted Drain spade
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    As much as I'd like to, say, use a Barrett M468, Barrett M82A1, Accuracy International AW308 and a set of HK USPS, guns are just too noisy and unreliable in the long term. Also, carrying the guns and ammunition would be rather weighty.
     
  10. Burnout21

    Burnout21 Is the daddy!

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    beautiful model would be too up her self to spend time with anyone, need someone more like sasha grey and a young carol vorderman, both pleasing on the eye, and yet carol studied engineering so she can hold a good conversation and play a bit of count down when board!
     
  11. Burnout21

    Burnout21 Is the daddy!

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    the man to learn from!
     
  12. Picarro

    Picarro New Member

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    Nothing says bad-ass like a man with a 'stache and a gun :D
     
  13. mars-bar-man

    mars-bar-man Side bewb.

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    Let me get up close and personal with the ****ers, if I'm going down, I'm making them into small pieces...

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  14. Bogomip

    Bogomip ... Yo Momma

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    M4A2 for the massive onslaughts where I simply cannot afford the time to not be killing zombies.
    Stehr Aug for the times where I can see a few zombies from miles off and I want to dispatch them quickly.

    And yeah, a samurai sword too for a medium level close up onslaught to save bullets, because to be honest you can never tell how long a zombie onslaught will take.
     
  15. chimmy09

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    it all depends on the circumstances...

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    AR-15

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    Beretta 9mm

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    Thai sword(Cozun Thai Dha)

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    .22 semi automatic rifle. Ideally equipped with scope and banana clip.

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    12 gauge shotgun. Short barrel and Full stock.

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    .357 Magnum Revolver(I'm a sucker for revolvers)

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    Grab 2 of these and go Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on their asses.

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    20 gauge over/under shotgun. Just because.

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    I only picked weaponry that i have easy access to, as in I already own them, or my family owns them.
     
  16. Vaio

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    I'd set my ex wife on them. The zombies wouldn't stand a chance.
     
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  17. BentAnat

    BentAnat Software Dev

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    As used very effectively by the German armed forces in the first World War. The idea is to hit diagonally down between the neck and the shoulder. Can also be used for decapitation if need be. Also, much like a leatherman, it can be carried around with ease, and can actualyl be used for something else.

    other than that, whatever I can find that shoots bullets.
    Chainsaws are accidents waiting to happen, and Flame Throwers are flawed - you'd set something on fire that's running towards you? I'm sorry... I'd only set something on fire if it's stationary or running away from me... fire is a stopping power fail.
     
  18. Picarro

    Picarro New Member

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    **** it. Napalm. Lots.
     
  19. CardJoe

    CardJoe Freelance Journalist

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    Legion of zombies? Do they know where I am?

    If so:
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    with this as backup:
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    and this as a last resort:
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    Otherwise, I'd have all that holstered and would probably be using this as my main weapon:
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    Trench Knife beats shovel. If this is a legion then you can't be sure of having room to swing something large (or you'd use a Shaolin Spade). You also don't want to have to make big reaches that would leave you open to attack. It's worth mentioning many of those shovels are fairly cheaply made too - hollow. How many skulls could you cave before it crumbled or you ran out of room?

    Trench Knives were designed for trench combat in WW1. Knuckles for fast attacks, with a reinforced blade that you could wield with enough force to bring down through a steel army helmet and into the skull. Suits zombie combat perfectly.

    I'd also mention that I'd have a silencer for the glock too - but in this occasion I'm presuming it's not in use.
     
  20. Silver51

    Silver51 I cast flare!

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    Sasha Grey? Really? You want to be holed up in a mountain with someone who's likely more interested in quaffing pints of their own wizz than spending time on your man vegetables?

    On topic, IMO last stands are for people who can't think outside the box. Katana and wakizashi to the harbour, then take a boat out to the island with the lighthouse. Prepare for episode two.
     

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