Other What's ruining your life right now?

A nice final leaving gift to someone that takes you for granted/uses you for IT is to remote in a week later to their server and nuke everything, they don't seem to enjoy that It's also a good test of how good the new guy is that they've made you train before firing you/thinking they're sly...

 

Don't nuke - That could bring the law around shouting about hacking. Just make everything read-only instead.

 

Do it from a vpn whilst on holiday haha

 

How to get yourself sued in 1 easy step.

A better thing to do, anything that you've automated or anything that you fixed but had to continue applying the fix periodically, stop doing that. Remove it all so the whatever processes you've developed have to be done manually going forward. Your replacement will look like an eegit. But not as much of an eegit as the people who previously complained about you getting stuck and having to admit that they can't fix the problem, Goldstar always did it.

Nothing has been broken or damaged, you're just no longer providing your services (hehe). Obviously amount of f##kery you leave behind should be proportional to the amount of f##kery they inflicted upon you.

 

It wasn't meant to be taken that seriously

 

Anyway, crap times all around when it rains it pours.

 

Sorry to hear that Weekly

 

Pffft, least you could do is nick the photocopier on the way out, and trip over as many patch / extension leads as you can

 

Whilst the Benny Hill theme plays?

 

100% DevDoge's ****in' with ya.

 

Yeah CEX has gone downhill lateley, my last experience was them trying to gaslight me that the PS2 game they'd gouged two perfectly circular holes through the top was fine. If you held it to the light you could already see the delamination spreading through the disc, but no it was just part of the cleaning process and everything was fine.

 

Am in work today, earning a bit of overtime and keeping on top of the workload. The technician on duty came over to say hi, and noticed a receipt on the head salesman's desk for a meal at a local Michelin star restaurant that came to £177.

As you can imagine, this has annoyed both of us somewhat.

I'm going to have a quiet word with the general manager on Monday to find out what's going on, because if the sales team think they can reward themselves with a nice meal for winning a client contract (which is what's rumoured) without inviting the engineers and technicians who'll be doing the actual f##king work, they have another thing coming.

 

The story will likely be that the sales guy had to "wine & dine" the customer to get the contract.

 

You know the song... You know what you have to do!

 

£177 sounds like a meal for 2 if the restaurant has stars.

 

Finding out my consultant want's to perform a surgery on my gentleman's sausage whilst on local aesthetic rather than knocking me out properly
FFS, I've got to nearly 50 without going under the knife, I'd sooner not remember it.

 

Yup the doctors once had to put a laproscopic(?) camera up there to check me out and it was not as thin as you expect it to be , not a pleasant experience, held the nurses hand like a big baby

 

Fortunately this has a somewhat funny ending. I got in early and quickly chatted with the head of AM, who revealed that the head of sales had made an offer of buying out of his own pocket a dinner for the salesman who managed to bring a particular customer on board. The chap who managed it (who is actually a nice enough guy) decided to push his luck, and the head of sales couldn't back down.

Still, guy must be making a mint. I would've taken him to Wetherspoons. For a meal deal.