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Worst movie ever?

Discussion in 'General' started by jhanlon303, 25 Jul 2008.

  1. jhanlon303

    jhanlon303 The Keeper of History

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    So, I'm home this morning waiting to take the lady/wife Marilyn to the Dr. and was channel surfing on DirectTV and found "Plan 9 from Outer space" with Bela Legosi. Now I realize that it was his last movie, but this one cost more to rent than it did to MAKE! Almost as bad as "Attack of the killer Tomatoes" Pure sucketh!
    You guys have any other movies to add to the Netflix or TV Don't Bother list?
    John
     
  2. bahgger

    bahgger Minimodder

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    The Hills Have Eyes (2006 version) is complete and utter pants. You'll enjoy snipping off your penis more than watching that show.
     
  3. Amon

    Amon inch-perfect

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    For piss poor substance outright, no need to look further than your tele. Channel 566 for me.

    House of Wax ranks near the top.
     
  4. jhanlon303

    jhanlon303 The Keeper of History

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    Don't watch it in HD it's even worse at 1080.
    John
     
  5. charlesbeams

    charlesbeams TRANCEFORMer

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    haha 'plan 9 from outer space' is a terrible film. ive not seen the remake of The hills have eyes, dont plan to either haha. just watch the horror channel, nearly every movie on there is bad haha, just full of low budget films.

    i remember buying some really bad films from the pound shop haha, i have no idea what they were called, it was quite a while ago. other than that alot of the Vipco films are bad, i think most bad films are usually horror films.

    Gayniggers From Outer Space - never seen this, but it looks, sounds and probably is bad.

    :worried:
     
  6. jhanlon303

    jhanlon303 The Keeper of History

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    Skip that one. 33 yrs. with one female.
    John
     
  7. Mister_Tad

    Mister_Tad Will work for nuts Super Moderator

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    Terrible low budget horror films are better the worse they are, IMO that's part of their appeal. Horror channel in the middle of the night Cheesecake!

    This is supposedly one of the worst ever, though I'd never watch it.

    The worst film I've seen recently is AVP2. I've seen porn films with more of a story line (ok, so I've never actually seen a porn "film", but you get my gist), its so dark all the way through that there are times when you can't even properly see what's going on (on a properly calibrated TV too), the "acting" is atrocious and well, its just pants.
     
  8. Gooey_GUI

    Gooey_GUI Wanted: Red Shirts

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    McHale's Navy (1997) 3.9

    With Tom Arnold.

    The only laugh in the entire movie was when he set a pig down on the ground and told it to "Warn the others!"

    Maybe it wasn't the worst because i found two from the bottom 100 at imdb that I've seen. Maybe it's because the McHale's Navy TV show (that I grew up with) was so much better.

    Here are the worst 100 movies listed at imdb

    These are two that I've seen. My kids enjoyed Kazaam, so I did.

    61. 2.1 The Forbidden Dance (1990)
    90. 2.3 Kazaam (1996)
     
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  9. jhanlon303

    jhanlon303 The Keeper of History

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    I haven't been in this wheeled chair long enough! I have only seen 4 out of that top 100 avoid list. Maybe it's because I'm a colonial.
    John
     
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    Gooey_GUI Wanted: Red Shirts

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    So am I. Henh? imdb is worldwide ... Henh?
     
  11. Mister_Tad

    Mister_Tad Will work for nuts Super Moderator

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    I think its fair to say that Paris Hilton is the worst actress of all time.

    I find it hilarious that the average rating of films in which she stars is 2.15, that's only because House of Wax propped it up with its compatatively high score of 5.4.
     
  12. DarkLord7854

    DarkLord7854 What's a Dremel?

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    Wanted is utter crap
     
  13. supermonkey

    supermonkey Deal with it

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    Hmm. I think the worst movie I've seen recently is the utterly appalling "The Apple". Lots of glitter, lots of 80s fashion, and Jesus descending from Heaven in a pimped out Cadillac. It really doesn't get much worse than this.

    It's so bad that it's actually worth watching once, just so you can say you did.

    -monkey
     
  14. chrisb2e9

    chrisb2e9 Dont do that...

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    I never saw house of wax (because she was in it) but a friend of mine told me that people cheered
    when she was killed
    im sure i didn't need spoiler tags for that, but just in case.
     
  15. knuck

    knuck Hate your face

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    that's a little too much... what has she ever done to anyone beside being rich.. too rich
     
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    bigsharn Officially demotivated

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    The Grudge (new one, not sure of the year)

    What's so scary about a little girl burping at a camera? Honestly?
     
  17. rowin4kicks

    rowin4kicks a man walked into a bar ...

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    err I found White noise to be just crap! Although the funniest part would have to be the ending where everyone at the funeral leaves the girl in the wheelchair there! Couldn't stop laughing for some strange reason LOL
     
  18. Fod

    Fod what is the cheesecake?

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    well, she's also a total skank and a complete waste of everyone's time?
     
  19. steveo_mcg

    steveo_mcg What's a Dremel?

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    Talented Mister Ripley... That is all


    well nearly, thats the only film i've ever walked out off.
     
  20. sotu1

    sotu1 Ex-Modder

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    scary movie 4. i really struggled to enjoy that movie. i'm sure theres been worse but this is the only film i've intended to watch and then turned it off through sheer boredom.
     
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