LOL Demotivational Posters (NSFW)

Yeah, it's just too weird for words.

 

Call the Norwegians our friend has struck






http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire/7998258.stm

 

Oh, he has a blue shirt too, not only the black/brown he wore in the two previous pictures...

 

i eat stones for breakfast.

 

I know - NiNJA HIM!

 

Well i was going to say shoot you but i had just finished adding a comment on the gun thread


That pirate poster is full of WIN.

 

The pirate poster is awesome!

 

I love you guys

 

You mean that in a purely platonic way, right, Mankz? ;P

 

Bingo...

 

A SPANISH teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups,
male and female,and asked them to decide for themselves whether
computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun.Each group was
asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers
is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for
possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

 

How crap does your product have to be when you have to say New Tasty Flavour

aiming low

 

^^ A little like when McDonalds said that their Mcnuggets now contained '100% real chicken breast'. Which begs the question, what the **** was in them before ??

 

lol, only problem with shooting me is i'd get your first.

boom headshot!!!

 

Leg?

 

Ha, the pirates one made me spit JD & Coke all over my keyboard!

 

U.S. Navy Seals:
When you don't have a battalion to spare and want to kill absolutely everyone in a 10 mi. radius.....

P.S.
I was a Corpsman with the U.S.M.C. and know they are hardcore. The Seals on the other hand take crazy to a whole new level.
I joined the Navy because I wanted to become a Seal, unfortunately I found out I am partially color blind.