Have you ever......

Never been alone at Christmas (...yet)... but I think the power did go off once.

Have you ever been sponsored for a modding project?

 

Apparently, no one has

Have you ever fallen asleep at the cinema?

 

Very briefly.

Have you ever been tempted to just randomly quit your job?

 

All the time.

Have you ever actually quit your job randomly?

 

Depends if they actually go ahead and implement some new policy that came across as half-joking, half-retarded. Which technically isn't really random, but it'd certainly be unexpected on their part. So no, but it could well change shortly.

Have you ever worked on a personal development project exceeding 20k lines of code?

 

No, the largest one's I have done did not exceed 1,000 lines...Ah Matlab so easy.

Have you ever electrocuted yourself enough to knock yourself out?

 

No but one time i was knocked on my ass by a faulty transformer.

Have you ever been told to RTFM?

 

No...

Have you ever nearly chopped your toes off with a spade whilst digging?

Joe

 

No I wear shoes with reinforced toes


Have you ever hit a pipeline/ele. line when digging in your yard???

 

Nope, though I did hit an electrical wire when nailing into a wall...

Have you ever been scammed on t'internet?

 

If you consider this Defense of the Ancients(DotA) in-game chat a scam, then YES.

Friend : Left take out forest creeps for a while.
Me : I don't know, I don't see any of them enemies on the minimap.
Friend : I'm sure they're out ganking other lanes. Besides, should anything happen there's two of us anyway. We should be able to fend them off a bit and escape.
Me : OK.

creep creep creep. Money, exp here and there.

Boom. Enemy team ganking party appeared, and my friend Wind Walked away at first sight, leaving me gutted by enemies mercilessly.

*dialogue is in Malaysian english 1337 speak btw.

Have you ever played in a DotA tournament?

 

Never even heard of it, let alone played it.

Have you ever driven a vehicle that weighs 4 tonnes or more?

 

Yes, a 4.5 tonne 4x4 International 146 (my memory might be failing me on the model, but it was an International).

Have you ever piloted (with or without an instructor present) a sailplane?

 

Nope.

Have you ever thought of yourself as nothing more than a meatbag?

 

Yes, but only when repeatedly reminded of the fact my bitch of an assistant manager at work.

Have you ever formally complained about a colleague?

Joe

 

Yes. Weight chucking and oversized boots do not a great person make.

Have you ever done jury service?

 

Nope... though my aunt did the other day. Apparently it bored her sh*tless....

Have you ever had clothing/hair caught in a power tool?

 

I've caught a girlfriends hair in a dremel, does that count?

 

lol, pics or it didn't happen

What on earth were you trying to do? Surgery

Have you ever tried some big-scale graffiti? i.e. big wall, not small corner of textbook

 

Medium-scale maybe. My own school desk.

Have you ever bought a Vadim?