It's been a week since i last saw my cat. I usually don't let him outside. He's gotten outside before but he always comes back after a couple days. And i think my neighbour has been avoiding me. I suspect him because in the past i heard rumors of him eating cats from 2 kids. Should i ask him or call the police? It's still winter and i'm worried about my cat.
Does your neighbour have any pets? You could eat one of theirs? Or any children even? There's a fair few meals available from one of those.
Maybe the neighbour's secretly a vigilante for bored housecats who want to see the world, and he catnaps them only to take them out on fun days around Brighton pier? Maybe your cat liked it so much there it decided to stay, and it's renting a chalet on the seafront. Maybe the vigilante takes it and its neighbouring cat-escapees milk in the morning and goes around after noon, adjusting their parasols so they don't get cat-heatstroke. You know, hypothetically. I mean he could be anyone, you don't know.
Perhaps your neighbour saved money on his car insurance with Money Supermarket and now he feels so good he thinks he can run with wolves. Only there aren't any wolves where he lives so he went running with the neighbourhood cats instead:
It's not an April Fool's Joke. I made this thread on the 31st. 6 days and still no sign of Max the 2nd. I will be knocking on his door tonight. I will be bringing a friend with me as a witness.
^^^ Seems like a more sensible course of action to me. I would also check with the local vets and pet sanctuaries if a stray/injured kitty has been brought in. I mean, what are you going to ask your neighbour? "Have you seen my cat? Only he's been missing for a while, and I think you've been avoiding me, and these kids told me that you eat cats."
