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My 1000th post!(Post Riddles here)

Discussion in 'General' started by MikeTitan, 20 Jan 2004.

  1. MikeTitan

    MikeTitan Ling Ling: 273 Battle Points

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    This being my 1000th post i thought I would post something sorta cool.

    While I actually have nothing to post myself I thought you all could. Some could consider this the Riddle thread.


    Any riddles or word puzzles that anyone has feel free too post them in here.

    an example

    32 White horsemen on a red hill,
    first the clamp then they stamp,
    then they stand still.

    As well all know from the Hobbit this is teeth. Something like this would be cool. Happy posting! and happy late birthday to me! :D
     
  2. VirtualEther

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    Im not quite sure why my friends couldn't get this riddle as I think it is rather easy, but I'llpost it anyway.

    A womans mother dies, and at the funeral she meets a man that she immediately falls in love with. He has no relation to the family whatsoever, and she hasn't ever seen him before. She leaves the funeral, and realizes that she ha no way of contacting him. A week later she kills her sister. Why?

    I'll post the answer later if no one gets it, which somebody will undoubtedly answer it before then. Just in case, I won't post it fora while so people have a chane to answer if they wish.
     
  3. maki43

    maki43 I can touch my toes 1,2,3

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    So he will turn up to her funeral :D
     
  4. Altron

    Altron Well-Known Member

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    Many of you probably know this one, but i'll post it anywayz.

    Two people are in the bar. They both order vodka with ice. One of them drinks it quickly and orders another one, drinking that quickly also. The other drinks slowly and only has one. Then they leave. The guy who drank slowly dies. Why didn't the other die if he had the same beverage?
     
  5. VirtualEther

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    You got it maki... I am not sure why none of my friends could get it. They said casue she was depressed and wanted to go to jail, and all kinds of crap. nobody got it. I was told when I got it that I was morbid and crazy whilst everyone stepped away from me in jest. Anyway, I'll see if I can't think up any harder riddles.
     
  6. Lorquis

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    One upon the night there was a lamb
    To the suprise of the fisher it was in fright
    And too many lies find this post is spam
     
  7. SitraAchra

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    wtf?
     
  8. Lorquis

    Lorquis lorquisSpamCount++;

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    ok ok... I'll post something proper....


    First one to get this gets a cookie....

    Brothers and sisters have I none,
    But that man's father is my father's son.
    Who am I looking at?
     
  9. VirtualEther

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    cpemma Ecky thump

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    The bus missed him.
     
  11. Altron

    Altron Well-Known Member

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    it is inferred that one was poisoned.
     
  12. Yo-DUH_87

    Yo-DUH_87 Who you calling tiny?

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    The ice cubes are poisened, so the dude who drinks quickly doesn't give the poison time to get into the drink.

    Lorquis, you're looking at your son.

    What does he have in his pocketses, preeeciouuussss? :D :D
     
  13. Altron

    Altron Well-Known Member

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    :rock: :rock:

    Correct!!

    Now that i've exhausted my supply of witty riddles, I'll have to find some more (without looking into Gollum and Bilbos little chat)
     
  14. jonesie

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    You are looking at your own son!

    double chocolate pls
     
  15. maki43

    maki43 I can touch my toes 1,2,3

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    Whos been looking in the mirror :naughty:
     
  16. jonesie

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    i am not worthy of the cookie :waah:
     
  17. maki43

    maki43 I can touch my toes 1,2,3

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    Double chocolate please :baby:
     
  18. jezmck

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    but why would he come if he had relation to the family?
     
  19. jonesie

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    Aagh! You made me doubt myself!! :(

    Brothers and sisters have I none,
    - ok.. so I am my parents' only son
    But that man's father is my father's son.
    - but my father only has one child, me, so i am the son.
    - so... that man's father is me
    - or I am that man's father
    Who am I looking at?
    - my son! I was right! hahahahahahahahahaha!

    the cookie is mine! all mine!! mawoohahahaha...

    it shall be my lucky cookie...

    and i am now a modder! wahay! : )
     
  20. Yo-DUH_87

    Yo-DUH_87 Who you calling tiny?

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    /me reminds jonesie to look up a few posts

    So the cookie is mine, all mine :rock: :rock:

    Double chocolate please :D
     

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