# LOL [NSFW] Prove me wrong!

Discussion in 'General' started by BentAnat, 23 Apr 2010.

1. ### JourneyerWell-Known Member

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Ooh, I did not expect a picture of the sun, however I do love those recent images.

It is surely a tricky one to disprove using a simple google image search, so I will have to make some assumptions with regard to the scenario you designed. I hope this is okay, but if not you are entirely within your rights to dismiss my following line of reasoning.

Assumption 1:
There are two people trapped in an elevator for an indefinite period of time; one is obese, and the other is a health conscious person of regular build and weight. How can this scenario come about you ask? Well, let's say, for instance, that the city has lost all power, no emergency communications lines are operable, and the zombie apocalypse has devastated the entire outside world. So, in this scenario the elevator is in effect a world within the world, completely sealed off.

Assumption 2:
Both persons carry with them a set of items.

Slim person has got the following inventory:
- Two bottles of water
- A bag of nutrient supplements he had just purchased at the pharmacy
- His lunch (a whole grain baguette filled with shrimp and lettuce)
- A cellphone (won't do him any good in this scenario - see assumption 1)
- His laptop (see above, and also assumption 1)

Fat person carries the following:
- A bottle of diet coke
- Four big-macs (lunch)
- A cellphone (see assumption 1)
- a couple of sticks of chockolate

Now let's move onto disproving your statement:

Fat people would only be able to survive for longer if they had enough vital water-soluble B vitamins in their system to help metabolise fat stores. So it is possible that a person could die of starvation and still be fat.

In our above constructed scenario both persons carry with them a meal as well as drink. However, would it not be a fair assumption that the slim person, being health conscious and taking his vitamins, would have higher levels of water-soluble B vitamins in his system? So, in conclusion, no, fat people would not necessarily survive for longer in an elevator.

If you accept, here is my next statement: You cannot burn a candle from both ends.

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Take one of those to it.

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3. ### confusisKiwi-modder

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i'm not searching for hentai. I will not link hentai.

4. ### m0o0oehWell-Known Member

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The girl isn't the pornstar, the bloke is! Thats the only way I could think of getting around the previous statement. Lol

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Before anyone rips me on this, I am a devout Christadelphian, and I say stuff like this all the time

5. ### JourneyerWell-Known Member

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Well colour me surprised! Excellent.
But where are his implants then?

6. ### m0o0oehWell-Known Member

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@journeyer - his nads? I dunno.

7. ### JourneyerWell-Known Member

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I see.
Then you cheated.
My statement was "no asian porn star have implants", which you then didn't disprove. But, we'll have to let it slide I suppose.

8. ### m0o0oehWell-Known Member

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Oh, my bad! I missed the "no"! Humble apologies.

9. ### SatansBudgiePowerlevel: > 9000

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Okay this is a jolly tough one.

Unless u prove something ELSE is the curse of mankind...
*drool* cadbury cream egg filling </slobbering>

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Imprisoned by cynical political manipulation, set free by faith. Can't think of a better counter-example than him.

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a pacemaker.

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Chuck Norris is a washed-up Christian actor who believes in doing the good deed and being a good citizen. Ergo, he pays taxes. (That's the best I could do. I don't have photos of Chuck Norris' tax returns.)

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What're you talking about, hentai is for kids. I grew up on it, and look how well-adjusted I turned out to be.

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^ okay i'll admit i could have thought of a better statement

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haha nice one

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"A 2007 study by Columbia University suggests a link between eating cured meats (such as bacon) and chronic obstructive pulmonary disease. The preservative sodium nitrite is the probable cause, and bacon made without added nitrites is available. Bacon is usually high in salt and saturated fat; excessive consumption of both is related to a variety of health problems."

Consumption of cured meats and prospective risk of chronic obstructive pulmonary disease in women

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Kids today do not like metal.

18. ### JourneyerWell-Known Member

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You beat me to it, but yours doesn't work
Edit: Oh you fixed it, however I'll let mine sit here as well as a deterrent. But we'll go with your statement then I guess.

I give you...

Scrotal elephantiasis

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19. ### wstActive Member

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Indeed, I went and found the pic on photobucket and it's just refusing to give me a direct image link :s

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