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LOL *NSFW* *The new Demote thread*

Discussion in 'General' started by adam_bagpuss, 8 Jul 2011.

  1. stonedsurd

    stonedsurd Is a cackling Yuletide Belgian

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  2. RedFlames

    RedFlames ...is not a Belgian football team

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  3. Darkwisdom

    Darkwisdom Level 99 Retro Nerd

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  4. loftie

    loftie Well-Known Member

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    Ta! Am enjoying this so far :) Now let me escape before people beat me with a stick.

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    Hmm, all this arguing about feminism & the like has made me realise something important; I/we haven't picked on religion for ages...

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    'God's unconditional love' eh?

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    Some of the replies... :D

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    If you are offended; good.
     
  8. Pete J

    Pete J RIP Teelzebub

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  9. MightyBenihana

    MightyBenihana Do or do not, there is no try

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    Oh Thomas making the old appeal to authority fallacy whilst believing himself to be intellectually superior, the irony of which I am sure escapes him.

    I enjoy a really good religious argument, but tbh I am really good at it too.
     
  10. Darkwisdom

    Darkwisdom Level 99 Retro Nerd

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    Being an Atheist, I like to ask the important questions about religion.

    For example, how come Adam and Eve have belly buttons in EVERY painting or depiction of them? Weren't they simply created by god? You only have a belly button if you have an umbilical cord...
     
  11. theshadow2001

    theshadow2001 [DELETE] means [DELETE]

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    The frame of reference for the artist is always people with belly buttons. These painting weren't created during the lifetime of adam and eve, they didn't pose for the artist. If there were paintings of adam and eve without belly buttons it would no more prove their existence than a painting with belly buttons demonstrates its just a story.
     
  12. MightyBenihana

    MightyBenihana Do or do not, there is no try

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    That would be a really poor argument for the non existence of two such people however as a painting of Adam and Eve does not equal real depiction Adam and Eve, just as painting them without belly buttons would suddenly make it all the more believable. There are so many better ones.

    I like this one.

    There is evil in the world and god doesn't interfere because it would oppose the idea of free will and yet people pray and believe that god interferes in their life after they pray. Huge contradiction.

    Also if God exists then so does the devil according to the bible and he would definitely be sure of who god is and his power and yet the devil still maintained his free even though he knew god exists and was be able to turn away from him.

    As such the whole free will argument for god allowing evil is defeated without even having to move away from the bible.
     
  13. Darkwisdom

    Darkwisdom Level 99 Retro Nerd

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    I didn't mean to incite an argument nor did I make it as an argument. I just think it's funny XD
     
  14. MightyBenihana

    MightyBenihana Do or do not, there is no try

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    I don't think any of us are arguing lol. Anyway for this to continue I think a new thread is required. Back to the demotes.
     
  15. Ending Credits

    Ending Credits Bunned

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    This was just on my facebook feed:

    and the reply:

     
  16. Nexxo

    Nexxo Queue Jumper

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    Ooh, burn! :p

    Q: How many Bit-Tech forum members does it need to change a light bulb?

    A: sod that; we simply mod remote-controlled RGB LED strips controlled by a Raspberry Pi patched into a spliced HDMI TV input to create ambient lighting that adapts to the TV output. Oh, wait wait wait; if we write a protocol that includes surround sound output we can have it flash in sync with explosions in Call of Duty from the appropriate spatial direction. And --ooh, we could create some cool procedural light effects for when you stream music from our media server... Er. What were you asking me to do again?


    Q: How much motivation does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: screw the light bulb.
     
  17. Silver51

    Silver51 I cast flare!

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    The warm glow of our monitors is all we need.
     
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    I feel this would be the outcome

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    followed by lots of vomit :hehe:
     
  19. Nexxo

    Nexxo Queue Jumper

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    You make that sound like a bad thing?
     
  20. Flibblebot

    Flibblebot Smile with me

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    Well, the vomit would definitely be a bad thing...:D
     

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