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Other The Have You Ever - thread

Discussion in 'General' started by Lord Xeb, 3 Jul 2011.

  1. RedFlames

    RedFlames ...is not a Belgian football team

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    its a daily occurrence... be it 'wtf is that' to 'that would look crap on someone half your age/size' via 'yes, your arse *does* look big in that...'

    on that subject

    have you ever been tempted to spray someone with makeup remover to see if they'd melt [i'm sure some of the orange folk would]?

    EDIT: yes, i think some of the people i went to schools with are Darwin Award candidates... they only just manage to walk and breathe at the same time...
     
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  2. KidMod-Southpaw

    KidMod-Southpaw Super Spamming Saiyan

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    Well aren't you lucky?
     
  3. el2k

    el2k Modder

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    I've never been tempted to do that no, however now that you mention it I am.

    Have you ever shat yourself in a public place?
     
  4. Fizzban

    Fizzban Man of Many Typos

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    Sort of. This is going back over 10 years. I was completely healthy (not ill ect), I'd just taken a shower and got dressed to go to a gig with my gf and co. I got about halfway down my road and farted...only it wasn't an innocent fart.....

    I promptly turned around and went back home and took another shower, changed my underwear, trousers, and went to the gig late. Perfectly fine. It was a totally freaky..fart.


    BEWARE THE WARM ONES!


    Have you ever set fire to someone's hair?




    {btw there should be some rule that you can only ask questions that you have yourself done previously..Check mine, every question I asked I have actually done..lol}
     
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  5. C-Sniper

    C-Sniper Stop Trolling this space Ądmins!

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    No although I have singed my own on numerous occasions.

    Have you ever had a dream, inside a dream, inside a dream; and all of them were nightmares?
     
  6. Teelzebub

    Teelzebub Up yours GOD,Whats best served cold

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    Only when i talk to the tax man lol

    Have you ever been talking to someone and realised you may as well been talking to your self
     
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  7. Fizzban

    Fizzban Man of Many Typos

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    There is this one guy at work....in short, yes.

    Have you ever suffered the misfortune of an electric shock through the mains?
     
  8. Steve @ CCL

    Steve @ CCL CCL Tech. Support

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    Not mains power, but I took 240volts off a classic xbox while poking around inside, took 415Volts from my aluminium TIG welder all the time back when I was a fabricator and welder(Thats what happens when you cheat and put your earth on your metal bench as oppose to your job for those who care) . Also took a couple of hundred volts through the wrist from a spot welder. But no.. Never direct from mains.

    Have you ever (guys only on this one) sat down to pee and some how managed to get it between the bowl and the seat and piss on the back of your pants?
     
  9. Fizzban

    Fizzban Man of Many Typos

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    Excuse me sir? My phone is running low, if you could just hold out your index finger and pinky...

    And yes, this is the curse of man-hood. But you know, you aren't missing the bowl. Piss too high (too close to the seat) and it magically crawls up the ceramic pan and down the other side until you are soaked. You don't need to 'miss' at all......

    Remember, women created toilet seats...........
     
  10. RedFlames

    RedFlames ...is not a Belgian football team

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    Not from the mains, worst shock i've had was from the flash capacitor from a disposable camera, thought i'd discharged it before taking the film out... evidently i hadn't... my arm was numb for a good few hours...

    not something i want to do again...
     
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  11. el2k

    el2k Modder

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    Pahahaha that pissing on your boxers thing. FOREVER HAPPENING. Ahahahahahah in stitches!

    Have you ever gone in for a kiss with a girl for them to turn their face away and make you kiss their cheek?
     
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  12. Teelzebub

    Teelzebub Up yours GOD,Whats best served cold

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    No

    Have you ever seen a man with one leg kick someone in the face
     
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  13. Pete J

    Pete J Employed scum

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    No, but if it ever happens again, make sure you record it so I can see it!

    Have you ever played gay chicken and ended up making lip contact with another guy?
     
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  14. Elton

    Elton Officially a Whisky Nerd

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    No, have you? :eyebrow:

    Have you ever accidentally flirted with someone?
     
  15. Psycho

    Psycho Average

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    Maybe, my friends are a bunch of *******s who put dirty-minded people to shame.

    Have you ever clicked "repair connection" with actual hopes it will repair?
     
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  16. erratum1

    erratum1 What's a Dremel?

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    No.

    As a man have you ever been called babe by another man that you don't know ?

    Seriously it's happened twice now and their's nothing feminine about me, i'm in a shop and this bloke wants to get past and he says "excuse me babe" WTF ?
     
  17. el2k

    el2k Modder

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    Not by a man I dont know...

    And maybe it's him that's feminine, not you?

    Have you ever seen someone be sick and then instantly be sick yourself?
    (due to the sound of wretching/smell of sick)
     
  18. Kris

    Kris Lord Lolwut

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    yeah, almost threw up there...

    Have you ever delayed the cleaning of your PC-s innards for weeks?
     
  19. jakobfrimmel

    jakobfrimmel What's a Dremel?

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    cleaning PC innards??? no....

    Have you ever cleaned your house just using your eyebrows?
     
  20. KidMod-Southpaw

    KidMod-Southpaw Super Spamming Saiyan

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    Yes, twice in a week, but one of them was DC power from the new PSU
    Have you ever not been able to think of a question? (That's what has just happened to me)
     

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