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LOL What has made you laugh recently?

Discussion in 'General' started by Booga, 11 Feb 2011.

  1. Booga

    Booga Cuppa tea anyone?

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    This can be anything, a joke, something on TV, an incident at work or just something you saw on tinternet.
    Share your laughs here.

    I'll start with the new series of Celebrity Juice. Keith Lemon's impression of the gypsy from my Big Fat Gypsy Wedding had me in stitches. :hehe:
     
  2. Sloth

    Sloth #yolo #swag

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    My boss. He called me into his office in a very serious tone and told me to shut the door. I waited nervously for a minute as he silently flipped through some papers. Finally, he said in a grave tone "Your mother wants you to know that she loves you very much". Turns out they ran into each other at a meeting and she wanted him to convey that message :lol:
     
  3. Gunsmith

    Gunsmith Maximum Win

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    driving home tonight I'm on a 3 lane road waiting at lights, in front of me is a nissan 350z gunning his engine ready to drag off the lights, beside him a toyota celica is joining in almost accepting the challenge, after a few seconds the 3rd car on the line joins in revving his engine and sounding his unmarked sirens.

    watching the first two fall silent was pure ****ing gold.
     
  4. Booga

    Booga Cuppa tea anyone?

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    Good on your boss for having a sense of humour. :thumb:

    LOL you couldn't have wished for anything better, made me laugh. :p
     
  5. Jipa

    Jipa Avoiding the "I guess.." since 2004

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    I've heard a couple of nice Nokia-jokes today, dunno if they translate.. :)

    It's a sorta big deal in Finland to lose probably thousands of jobs... Still, software engineers combined with the overall black sense humor are such a freebie.
     
  6. liratheal

    liratheal Sharing is Caring

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    A colleague.

    Found out he has two kids and his wife wants a third.

    Sucker >.>
     
  7. Cookie Monster

    Cookie Monster Well-Known Member

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    How did he not know he had 2 kids with his wife? Or did I read that wrong?
     
  8. Canon

    Canon Reformed

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    Someone just asked me if they have any 'laptop rams' on eBay..
     
  9. liratheal

    liratheal Sharing is Caring

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    I meant "I found out" >.>

    I thought he only had one, see.

    Knowing he has two actually makes a lot of conversations make sense.
     
  10. M7ck

    M7ck Ⓜod Ⓜaster

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    This made me laugh :thumb:
     
  11. DeadP1xels

    DeadP1xels Social distancing since 92

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    I walked into a weird conversation

    "Hey winston i hear you make a very accurate male and female orgasm sound"

    I just stopped in my tracks and slowly looked round
     
  12. Parge

    Parge the worst Super Moderator

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    My housemate:

    "‎me and my brother used to share a Daily Sport..... there you go, you have a go now"
     
  13. chrismarkham1982

    chrismarkham1982 Well-Known Member

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    me getting more and more peed off at the kids for not going sleep, heard what sounded like my son messing round in my daughters room, i go upstairs, furious that they are still awake, stomp around my daughters room "kai get here i want you in your bed, im getting sick of this now" my 7 yr old daughter-"daddy why are you being silly he's in bed" i walk into my sons room to find him fast asleep:duh:
     
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    BRAWL Well-Known Member

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    Standing in a club with a few of my friends, one of them stood in the Corner being abit emo. So I told them to "make me a sammich..." as appropriate. She then proceeded to tell her friend to kick me... however my field of awesome detected this and she proceeded to try and kick me... and feel flat on her ass. With me stood in my standard "I'm Awesome!" pose.

    Probably not funny to others... but considering I'm a massive "AWESOME!"-aholic.... it made me lol.
     
  15. knuck

    knuck Hate your face

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    It hasn't happened in a few weeks but I always find it hilarious when I search something technical on google only to be brought back on bit-tech by the first or second result. It always makes me proud, too :thumb:
     
  16. Canon

    Canon Reformed

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    stonedsurd Is a cackling Yuletide Belgian

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    lp1988 Well-Known Member

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    I just found myself re-visiting an epic old thread that was closed some time ago, a thread that sought to demotivate people but failed to do so miserably that the effect was often the opposite.

    And even though the thread has lost a little of its former glory there are still moments when it shines as bright as ever, and moments where it wears the frightening face of "she whom is not to be posted"
     
  19. talladega

    talladega I'm Squidward

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    sorry for about 1400 dead images in that thread.... lol I cleared my photobucket account
     
  20. samkiller42

    samkiller42 For i AM Cheesecake!!

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    Watching a bit of Road Wars, classic stuff

    Sam
     

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