This can be anything, a joke, something on TV, an incident at work or just something you saw on tinternet. Share your laughs here. I'll start with the new series of Celebrity Juice. Keith Lemon's impression of the gypsy from my Big Fat Gypsy Wedding had me in stitches.
My boss. He called me into his office in a very serious tone and told me to shut the door. I waited nervously for a minute as he silently flipped through some papers. Finally, he said in a grave tone "Your mother wants you to know that she loves you very much". Turns out they ran into each other at a meeting and she wanted him to convey that message
driving home tonight I'm on a 3 lane road waiting at lights, in front of me is a nissan 350z gunning his engine ready to drag off the lights, beside him a toyota celica is joining in almost accepting the challenge, after a few seconds the 3rd car on the line joins in revving his engine and sounding his unmarked sirens. watching the first two fall silent was pure ****ing gold.
Good on your boss for having a sense of humour. LOL you couldn't have wished for anything better, made me laugh.
I've heard a couple of nice Nokia-jokes today, dunno if they translate.. It's a sorta big deal in Finland to lose probably thousands of jobs... Still, software engineers combined with the overall black sense humor are such a freebie.
I meant "I found out" >.> I thought he only had one, see. Knowing he has two actually makes a lot of conversations make sense.
I walked into a weird conversation "Hey winston i hear you make a very accurate male and female orgasm sound" I just stopped in my tracks and slowly looked round
me getting more and more peed off at the kids for not going sleep, heard what sounded like my son messing round in my daughters room, i go upstairs, furious that they are still awake, stomp around my daughters room "kai get here i want you in your bed, im getting sick of this now" my 7 yr old daughter-"daddy why are you being silly he's in bed" i walk into my sons room to find him fast asleep
Standing in a club with a few of my friends, one of them stood in the Corner being abit emo. So I told them to "make me a sammich..." as appropriate. She then proceeded to tell her friend to kick me... however my field of awesome detected this and she proceeded to try and kick me... and feel flat on her ass. With me stood in my standard "I'm Awesome!" pose. Probably not funny to others... but considering I'm a massive "AWESOME!"-aholic.... it made me lol.
It hasn't happened in a few weeks but I always find it hilarious when I search something technical on google only to be brought back on bit-tech by the first or second result. It always makes me proud, too
I just found myself re-visiting an epic old thread that was closed some time ago, a thread that sought to demotivate people but failed to do so miserably that the effect was often the opposite. And even though the thread has lost a little of its former glory there are still moments when it shines as bright as ever, and moments where it wears the frightening face of "she whom is not to be posted"
