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LOL Your Real Life Trolling Stories

Discussion in 'General' started by talladega, 27 Jul 2010.

  1. talladega

    talladega I'm Squidward

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    ITT: Post story about when you trolled people in real life.

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    I'll go first....

    Way back like 10 years ago, me and my friend would go to the swimming pool and I would set my watch to Countdown/Countup for 10 seconds. This resulted in my watch beeping non-stop as it would count down to 0, start beeping and then count up to 10 and continue beeping. Keeping my arm under water, the sound waves traveled through the water and everyone under the water could hear it, but no one knew what it was or where it came from resulting in brix being shat.

    Epic lulz were had.

    :rock:
     
  2. KayinBlack

    KayinBlack Currently Rebuilding

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    I once ran a birthday ad in the paper, and secretly had my aunt who worked for the paper print a fake one showing a pic of his ass instead of his face.

    Guess which one we gave him.

    Also, I once rigged his sprayer to spray tempera paint (lots of cleaning afterwards) and sprayed his white truck red or some jazz. Imagine his face when I turned the hose on it.
     
  3. 500mph

    500mph The Right man in the Wrong place

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    I get my whole Dorm complex banned from 4chan for days.
     
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  4. TheMusician

    TheMusician Audio/Tech Enthusiast/Historian

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    I once brought one of those universal automatic-sensing remotes into class and turned the classrooms' TVs on several times, often disrupting the lessons in every class throughout the day.
     
  5. PureSilver

    PureSilver E-tailer Tailor

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    Some light trolling combined with some whining b******s has gotten the Demotivationals thread locked. Appropriately I am thoroughly demotivated by this Real Life Trolling. :(

    My own tame efforts mostly include the classic 'horse porning desktop' (Create folder entitled 'HORSE PORN' on desktop, PrtScr, Ctrl+V in Paint, set as background, delete actual folder, watch user repeatedly try to select non-existent desktop folder) and the even more annoying 'set screensaver as BSOD'.
     
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  6. barndoor101

    barndoor101 Bring back the demote thread!

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    conditioning one of my colleagues at work to despise 'Surfin Bird' by the Trashmen, then saying 'have you heard?' at appropriate intervals. and setting his windows sounds to it.
     
  7. julianmartin

    julianmartin resident cyborg.

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    Super-glueing our hands to girl's backsides in school was pretty funny.

    Also ziptying peoples lockers shut. And super-glueing every mug in the school to ceilings.
     
  8. mvagusta

    mvagusta Did a skid that went for two weeks.

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    There was this one time, on bit tech, it was getting close to draw mo day, and for about a week, I spent about half of my lunch breaks, making draw mo demotes, pissing off as many people as possible in the process :D

    ...come to think of it, I made nearly all of my demotes to piss off someone in the forum :D Not to mention HUGE TEXT WHEN I CBF :lol:
     
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  9. smc8788

    smc8788 ...at least I have chicken

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    I really don't think that counts as 'real life' trolling.
     
  10. mvagusta

    mvagusta Did a skid that went for two weeks.

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    ahh, yes, real life :duh:

    There was much trolling in school with all the hot TILFS :naughty:

    We'd pair up, and alternate between one person asking for help, while the other either has a perve down her top, or feels her arse, or leaves a wet patch on it :D
     
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    Guest-23315 Guest

    In one posts time, i'm going to destroy this place.
     
  12. Guest-16

    Guest-16 Guest

    Very tempted to pre-empt ban you then...
     
  13. C-Sniper

    C-Sniper Stop Trolling this space Ądmins!

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    In our dorm before I transferred Universities around 7pm the network would become completely saturated with people watching videos. So I used a couple tools and started sending deauth packets to everyone on the network but me so I could play games without a 400ms ping.
     
  14. mrdbristol

    mrdbristol Voided my warranty years ago

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    Going back quite a few years when i was at school, calculators were still a new thing.

    The teacher would assign a 'responsible' person to hand them out at the start of a lesson and collect them at the end.

    Being a 'responsible' person, my friend and i would unscrew the casing and re-arrange the numbers on the keypad ,1-9 in reverse.
     
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    mrdbristol Voided my warranty years ago

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    I hate you with every cell in my body..
     
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  18. talladega

    talladega I'm Squidward

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    I did, and I loled.

    TODAY BROTHERS WE DINE IN HAPPINESS!

    Nom.
     
  20. Krikkit

    Krikkit All glory to the hypnotoad! Super Moderator

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