Education Yoghurt advice

Will this do for now:

 

Well given the timing of your request there's only so much I can give you - two attempts at cleaning the stain have occurred already. Unfortunately I am not in the habit of taking photographs every time I spill some yoghurt anywhere, so I don't have a photo of the stain in its original state. All I can give you is how the chair currently looks.

I've put some lines just outside the tide mark and the yoghurt mark to help identify where they are. Photographing stains is not my speciality:



Thanks for your faith in me.

 

Now I'm a believer

The picture quite appropriately looks much like a chalk outline at a crime scene, nice work

 

How did you manage to draw such nice straight lines with your yoghurt? Mine always either sprays randomly everywhere or just blobs over my....err.....spoon

 

^^^ Yeah, pretty much (eurghh...).

 

EWWW EWWW EWWW EWWW EWWW EWWW EWWW EWWW EWWW

WHY!? Why post this? D:

 

I... can see it...

 

mv called my bluff (even though I wasn't bluffing) - he forced my hand.

I didn't hear anyone screaming "No, don't do it!" when he was posting POIDH.

No-one stepped up to defend me, so this is what you get.

 

lol guys

I know you all wanted to see it

 

Next time I'm gonna post a fresh one

 

Got a horrible feeling that we'll be reminded of There's Something About Mary with that....

 

Not if you don't want to get banned you won't.

 

You should make sure that the chair does not get pregnant...

 

Indeed. If you're serious about this chair you should also meet the manufacturer and ask for its blessing.

 

Damn it man! That ain't a stain. That's barely even a mildly noticeable discolouration. If a real man had done it, the entire chair should be covered in yoghurt, 3 cheesecakes, 9 deflowered virgins and a fleshlight that's been used so much even Relix can't bring it back to life. GO BACK AND DO YOUR JOB PROPERLY!!!!!

On a serious note, when this particular situation has happened to me I just use water, maybe a bit of soap. Then if there's any mark left blame the kids (I have 2). Or even better, give one of your children a yoghurt (assuming they're ~2ish), let them run riot on your chair and THEN blame them

/devious advice

 

Things took an almost dramatic turn for the worst the other day.

Quite inexplicably I left the photos of the chair on the memory card that was still in my camera. The lady of the house was idly flicking through pictures taken on my birthday and she comes across the chair.

Her: "What's that?"

Me: "My work chair upstairs"

Her: "Why have you taken photos of it?"

Me: "Well... I spilt some yoghurt on it that left a stain and took some photos to show the people on Bit-tech. 'Cos it was funny."

Her: "Because it looked like cum?"

Me: "Yeh"

Her: "You guys are weird"