Have you ever......

Yes, many a time in GTA, in real life, no.

Have you ever had a desk under a skylight that was leaking? (mine is right now )

 

No, I don't have a skylight to put a desk under

Have you ever ate raw fish???

 

Eaten.

And yes, many many times. God I love sushi.

Have you ever eaten haggis?

 

yes sushi

have u ever eaten an eyeball?

 

Mmmm yeah haggis, dont understand why people don't like it.
And yeah, I ate a fish eye for a bet once.

Have you ever stopped and asked yourself so what next?

 

Lol yes, just after my final exam. Then I got to work on a custom office chair.

Have you ever been involved in a football riot?

 

No, shuffling about whilst jumping at gigs is about as violent as I ever get.

Have you ever gone a week without showering/having a bath?

 

yes haha, i seriously couldnt be bothered.

have you ever asked a fat woman "whens the baby due"? (only to find out she isnt pregnant, of course)

 

Lmao, I did once ask a fat man at the till of a newsagent... He refused to sell me anything afterwards...

Have you ever been in a helicopter?

 

Nope

Have you even been for a poo in a toilet and then realised it wasn't actually plumbed in yet?

 

Thank god no.

Have you ever almost gotten in a fight with someone, and it turned out being the wrong person you hated?

 

Nope. I'm a lover lazy git not a fighter.

Have you ever wanted to go to bed so badly but theres just so much crap on your bed that you are just sitting on the PC untill it magically goes away, or you fall asleep in the chair or fall off the chair?

 

nope

have you ever eaten a live moth because you were bored/drunk

 

I know it's been answered already but yes - right gorram now!

I've never eaten a live moth though. Only flies whilst cycling.

Have you ever danced like nobody was watching only to discover that actually, someone was?

 

Yes... ballet... those friends have never looked at me quite the same way again.

Have you ever had someone convinced you're gay, when you're really honestly not, but trying to explain it only makes them *more* convinced?

 

nope but I once convinced a friend that the previous night that he had gotten drunk and danced naked outside his neighbours house in front of his neighbours wife (he hadn't he was just very very GULLIBLE) to such an extent that he rang them and apologised (they thought it was hysterical)

have you ever caught a couple at it in public ?

 

Yes, me and my friend mess about and hug and stuff to spark reactions from people. Now they accuse me and my friend of being bisexual or gay together. Trying to explain that we act about like that for laughs just creates more disbelief in me being straight. Its quite annoying, actually.
LOL.

Have you ever tricked your friends into seeing videos such as the infamous "Rick-roll" or if you're feeling EXTREMELY mean "Hatchet vs. Genitals"?
(i did the latter, it was hilarious)

 

Haven't seen those videos or got anyone to watch em. If you and you're friend like being gay together, then don't kid yourselves, just admit that you guys like being gay, and be proud of what you like, repect yourselves. If you really don't wanna be gay, then don't.

Have you ever been turned on by a woman that was definitely way too old? like say +20-30 years

 

nope

have you ever pulled a prank on your boss?

 

many times to teachers, but not to the boss

Have you ever forwarded an error report to someone else cos you just can't be bothered to look into it?