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LOL *NSFW* *The new Demote thread*

Discussion in 'General' started by adam_bagpuss, 8 Jul 2011.

  1. Shirty

    Shirty Time travelling rogue Super Moderator

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    My weak attempt at humour is based on a true story:

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    We've all been there. :duh:
     
  2. Cookie Monster

    Cookie Monster Well-Known Member

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    Your timing is amazing, I come back to work today after being off sat/sun/mon and there is no toilet paper left. I'm ok so far, and I only have 3 hours left. Pray for me, we only have super absorbant kitchen roll or oiled rags :waah:
     
  3. B1GBUD

    B1GBUD ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Accidentally Funny

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  4. K404

    K404 It IS cold and it IS fast

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    Demote because most people would realise their mistake and.....go buy toilet paper? Sure, maybe one emergency use of kitchen paper, but not THREE DAYS??!?
     
  5. Shirty

    Shirty Time travelling rogue Super Moderator

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    Not in our house! :D

    We tend to be rubbish at remembering what we actually need when we go shopping, and end up coming home with ill-fitting lightbulbs, envelopes and other random junk instead of washing up liquid, bread and bog roll!
     
  6. Zoon

    Zoon Hunting Wabbits since the 80s

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    I believe, sirs, this is why one often creates a shopping list.

    Saves you money too as you don't throw stuff away you didn't use.

    And no chafing rim hole.
     
  7. Porkins' Wingman

    Porkins' Wingman Can't touch this

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    A tried and tested method is newspaper...

    ... sit on the bog reading the newspaper for half an hour or so and you will find anything you might have wiped will have dried nicely, leaving you to enjoy crumbling the crust off at your leisure throughout the day.
     
  8. Shirty

    Shirty Time travelling rogue Super Moderator

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    You beautiful man.
     
  9. Chairboy

    Chairboy I want something good to die for...

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    Happy Valentines ♥

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  10. mansueto

    mansueto Too broke to mod

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    A student in front of me in this marketing class just downloaded and installed City of Heroes. He than decided to play it. After a few minutes of game play the system crashed (it overheated). He decided to try and play it 3 more times, each time the system crashed. He finally got fed up and went into safe mode to play the game where it yet again crashed. He's baffled at what's happening.

    It's rather amusing. I wonder what he'll try next.
     
  11. VipersGratitude

    VipersGratitude Well-Known Member

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  12. Christof_II

    Christof_II SNAAAAAAAKE!!!

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    excellent, have some rep
     
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    longweight Possibly Longbeard.

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    Ha awesome winning!
     
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    Page 155 (if viewing 30 posts per page) wins the thread. The "best friend giving rose" post demotivated me heavily.
     
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  17. flame696

    flame696 Terminating People Since 1980....

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    chuck norris was born March 10th 1940
     
  18. [ZiiP] NaloaC

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    After the debacle with Expendables 2 and other truths of Chuck Norris... he is dead to me.
     
  19. Kris

    Kris Lord Lolwut

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    tried my hand in creating some
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  20. longweight

    longweight Possibly Longbeard.

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    I don't get the Haiti one?
     

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