LOL *NSFW* *The new Demote thread*

My weak attempt at humour is based on a true story:



We've all been there.

 

Your timing is amazing, I come back to work today after being off sat/sun/mon and there is no toilet paper left. I'm ok so far, and I only have 3 hours left. Pray for me, we only have super absorbant kitchen roll or oiled rags

 

Demote because most people would realise their mistake and.....go buy toilet paper? Sure, maybe one emergency use of kitchen paper, but not THREE DAYS??!?

 

Not in our house!

We tend to be rubbish at remembering what we actually need when we go shopping, and end up coming home with ill-fitting lightbulbs, envelopes and other random junk instead of washing up liquid, bread and bog roll!

 

I believe, sirs, this is why one often creates a shopping list.

Saves you money too as you don't throw stuff away you didn't use.

And no chafing rim hole.

 

A tried and tested method is newspaper...

... sit on the bog reading the newspaper for half an hour or so and you will find anything you might have wiped will have dried nicely, leaving you to enjoy crumbling the crust off at your leisure throughout the day.

 

You beautiful man.

 

Happy Valentines ♥

 

A student in front of me in this marketing class just downloaded and installed City of Heroes. He than decided to play it. After a few minutes of game play the system crashed (it overheated). He decided to try and play it 3 more times, each time the system crashed. He finally got fed up and went into safe mode to play the game where it yet again crashed. He's baffled at what's happening.

It's rather amusing. I wonder what he'll try next.

 

excellent, have some rep

 

Ha awesome winning!

 

Page 155 (if viewing 30 posts per page) wins the thread. The "best friend giving rose" post demotivated me heavily.

 

chuck norris was born March 10th 1940

 

After the debacle with Expendables 2 and other truths of Chuck Norris... he is dead to me.

 

tried my hand in creating some

 

I don't get the Haiti one?