A bit-tech user gawps at wtf this thread has become - a Shakespearean drama, about the frolics and adventures of Boris and Spiderman fans.
In other news, Peter Mandelson, Boris and Spiderman in love triangle in Wales, they were said to have done...
And then Spiderman appeared.. Again. And proceeded to lick said mustard, then cover her in BBQ sauce.. for teh lulz.
But as he is dressed as Spiderman decides that he really doesn't hate him all that much, so they go for tea
Only Spiderman survived.. a little worse for wear, but he's seen worse. He decided to call on his good friend Dr Seuss, and see if he'd like to go for a game of...