Haha yeah that may have been slightly poor taste. Nuking bamboo seems a bit extreme but hey, wire cutters defuse your nuke:
I conscientiously object to your recruitment drive. EDIT: Damn it beaten to it, easy next one though. Obamarama!
Damn.. I was gonna go for: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fzATDpUvUpo (Video of the scene from Bad Boys 2) But, to take on the Hackman, it's gotta be superman: