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Discussion in 'General' started by Mr_Mistoffelees, 10 Aug 2023.

  1. Gareth Halfacree

    Gareth Halfacree WIIGII! Lover of bit-tech Administrator Super Moderator Moderator

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    I know this isn't the point of your post, and you may already know it, but just in case: which file. That'll tell you what specific file will be run for a given command - in this case, file. If it's installed and in your path, you'll know where to look; if it's not, you'll get an error (well, no, you'll get nothing, but you do get a non-zero exit condition, which is good enough.)

    Code:
    blacklaw@helios64:~$ which file
    /usr/bin/file
    blacklaw@helios64:~$ which notfile
    blacklaw@helios64:~$
    
    If you see the second, then the command you're trying to run simply ain't there - either it's not installed or it's not on your path.
     
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  2. Byron C

    Byron C I was told there would be cheesecake…?

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    Honestly, that may well have been something I tried… I use it often, because I’ve been burned too many times by wacky conflicts between pyenv and uv…

    What really threw me off was getting a “permission denied” error when running “man” - of all the commands that could scold me for not having the right permissions, I get a telling off from “man”…?!

    Like I said, it just turned out that neither the “file” nor “man” packages had been installed. I expect missing packages in containers, because I try to use “slim” or “minimal” variants to keep image sizes down (although I don’t touch “alpine” with a bargepole if I can help it… [shudder]). But I don’t expect to get permission errors when a package simply isn’t installed…!

    Docker still has some way to go on macOS arm64!
     
  3. DeadP1xels

    DeadP1xels Social distancing since 92

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    Someone bought a projector from me off eBay

    Now he's annoyed because it's not the projector he meant to buy. He actually meant to buy another one but bought mine by mistake as he clicked on the wrong listing.

    He's now blaming me for his mistake...

    WUT
     
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  4. Mr_Mistoffelees

    Mr_Mistoffelees The Bit-Tech Cat. New Improved Version.

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    Typical of so many dickheads these days, anything they do wrong or by mistake, is always someone else's fault. Just like Trump.
     
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  5. DeadP1xels

    DeadP1xels Social distancing since 92

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    You say that, but he did write most of it in capitals with extensive exclamation marks.

    Donald, is that you?
     
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  6. adidan

    adidan Guesswork is still work

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    Holiday let

    Lovely.

    But.

    About a 4Mbps internet connection and some electricity box buzzing outside.

    These are only meh things though, I'll get over it once I get a bit of food in me and some fresh air.
     
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  7. Andersen

    Andersen Morally questionable and ethically wiggly

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    "Everyone's". Michele, listen to me, I'm giving you the cheaper way out here for this matter of mine. Trying to deny the inevitable will only add court fees, interest and enforcement fees which easily multiply the debt owed to me. My settlement offer is original £200 holding fee (really a deposit, check out the law) + £400 on top to avoid court where I'd easily get awarded triple comp + fees and interest + other costs

    [​IMG]

    To really grind it in. Brighton council is investigating that unlicensed HMO of hers I lived in + immigration enforcement is aware of the fact she did not check right to rent + HMRC is aware of possible tax evasion
     
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  8. BazzUK

    BazzUK Are we there yet?

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    Reasons why I no longer use eBay, that and the HMRC loves to know what you are doing
     
  9. BazzUK

    BazzUK Are we there yet?

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    "4Mbps internet connection"
    Reminds me of days gone by, hoping to reach 5Mbps so I can download something 20 minutes quicker
     
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  10. adidan

    adidan Guesswork is still work

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    For giggles I started up the Disney app and the TV took a good couple of minutes before it got to a sign in page. Lol.

    In other news, I'm very sensitive to buzzing electrical things. I've always known this but besides it doing my head in it just adds to my OH's argument of me being spectrumy.

    I mean, that's no shocker.
     
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  11. Arthur

    Arthur It's for 'erberts !

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    ...Wife says the same :naughty:
     
  12. adidan

    adidan Guesswork is still work

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    Lol

    It's when they talk about hardwiring into the mains you have to worry
     
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  13. Mr_Mistoffelees

    Mr_Mistoffelees The Bit-Tech Cat. New Improved Version.

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    Thought for the Day: Read the effing manual!

    Got with the times and bought 32GB Cosair Vengeance DDR4 3200MT/s ram, RGB free too!

    The meh came when I tried to install it. Removed the front fan from the CPU cooler, opened the top clips on both RAM slots, so far so good. Could not get the lower clips to open, even removed the graphics card to make it easier. Kept trying, cut a finger and tried pliers. Gave up, went online om my iPad. Found the motherboard manual, the lower clips DON’T open. A few minutes later, job done and, it works as it should.

    At least I didn’t break anything before looking at the manual.
     
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  14. Mr_Mistoffelees

    Mr_Mistoffelees The Bit-Tech Cat. New Improved Version.

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    I remember being very happy to upgrade to dual ISDN. I think it was about 2.5 times faster than our basic dial-up it replaced.
     
  15. BazzUK

    BazzUK Are we there yet?

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    Never had ISDN, friend had dual ISDN to play Half-life DM in 1998 competitvely
    Theoretical 128 kbps in shotgun ISDN, used to get around 80% of that, the main point he got it was the latency, so much lower

    28 years of internetting has shown me one thing, speed increases will never change much over the next 10 odd years+
    28.8kbit/s in 1996
    33.6 kbit/s in late 1997
    56 kbit/s in late 1998 (modem cost me over £200 at the time)
    512 kbit/s cable in 2000, then upto 2 mb/s in late 2001 (used to mess around with the config file to get higher speeds, loved the emails from NTL saying "we know what you are doing")
    8 mb/s aDSL in 2005
    80 mb/s vDSL in 2011
    1 Gb/s fibre in 2023

    The young have no idea how much fun it was with dialup :)
     
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  16. Mr_Mistoffelees

    Mr_Mistoffelees The Bit-Tech Cat. New Improved Version.

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    You’ve reminded me about the speeds. ISDN was 2.5 times faster per connection and, meant you could stay online while the phone was in use.
     
  17. Andersen

    Andersen Morally questionable and ethically wiggly

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    I ran a BBS back in 90s... Am old, crumbling, full of weird bugs and knowledge such as setting the IRQ/DMA/IO address using jumpers before PnP became a thing... Also Netware I HATE thee! Them young ones these days don't have any idea about that

    Community Fibre does three gigs in my area. Am I going to upgrade router and switch for faster steam downloads? Nah, one gig is fine, 100+ megabytes per second is fiiiiiiine :grin:
     
  18. Pete J

    Pete J Employed scum

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    I use Carwow just once to check the value of my car...

    And now every single Youtube advert is a f**king Carwow advert.

    I don't think this is what the creators of the Internet had in mind.
     
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  19. m0o0oeh

    m0o0oeh Modder

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    Finding out that my employers lied to me. So they have this monthly phishing email training thing. You are allowed 2 fails per rolling year without consequence. I had a 3-fail meeting back in March. I was told that if I failed 4 times in the rolling year I would be required to attend a meeting with the general manager of the service desk. Now I was told during this meeting that all phishing email tests would be from an external sender, OK, cool, that definitely helped. This most recent one? From a company email address that I have received emails from previously with details about my payslip. This most recent one notified me of a change to my payslip. Because I'm struggling with my money at the moment I got really concerned really quick. It took me to a link to sign in and I did and got the error flag that it was a phishing test. This means that I failed and that means I will have to have a 30 minute meeting with the most senior manager of the service desk and get chewed out.

    I am livid as my branch's service desk manager stated they would *only ever* be from an external sender. I'm frustrated because I will have to deal with some asshat in London and get chewed out and have to be properly remorseful or whatever the bollocks.

    I'm not a happy bunny
     
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  20. BazzUK

    BazzUK Are we there yet?

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    This is all started back in the late 90's early 2000's, companies realising the money they could make, Google made it a billion times worse
    Adguard and Brave browser to the rescue
     
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