E.U: Leave or Stay? Your thoughts.

Fixed.

 

The newly commissioned no-deal Brexit ferry service is ready... to deliver your pizzas.

 

Seaborne Freight's new flagship:

 

It's pretty much a £14m tax payer subsidised payout to a mate, or a mate of a mate, or...

EDIT: This made me smile, it's got Lego unicorns and everything.

 

It gets better/worse:


https://twitter.com/GossiTheDog/status/1080429281279463424

 

Makes it easier to take back control... for hackers.

 

On that topic have you seen the almighty hacking shitstorm that's gone down in Germany...

 

Can't help but laugh at the hypocrisy...

One day the politicians are screaming: "Apocalypse hack that will end the human species" (because a bunch of politicians where among the victims of this particular hack)
And then on the next day those same politicians demand that the government get unrestricted access without a warrant or even probable cause to more of our data.

 

Getting knighted didn't give John Redwood a brain...

We know that based on what? The absolute shambles the luddites in Westminster have produced so far?

dire predictions by remain supporters? Like the prediction by 17th century thingamajig JRM that it would take 50 years to see any benefit?

Does he have any idea just how little 39 billion is? That won't even cover the cost of half a year of pensions.

Yeah, get rid of all those pesky import tariffs and watch it boost domestic production...
Except of course without those import tariffs stuff produced abroad would be even more competitive and domestic production would rely on taxpayer funded subsidies even more.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/jan/05/john-redwood-uk-brexit-benefits-ken-clarke

 

I was going to post a long rebuttal of all the things Mr Redwood claimed, like how Brexit has already cost us 10x more than the £39bn, how just wishing the uncomfortable feeling caused by your cognitive dissonance away doesn't work, etc, etc.

But then i deleted it all as i realised it's like trying to explain to a person who believes in supernatural beings why they're not real, if that's your thing then good for you, however when you force your faith on people who don't believe in it the same way as you it's not.

 

"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H. L. Mencken

“Seems to me, the only sensible thing is for people to know that if they kill a whale, they’ve got a dead whale.” -- Adam, in Good Omens by Terry Pratchett

Seems to me people will just have to learn that when they vote for Brexit, they get Brexit, good and hard.

 

Only if I get to have an air horn to fire in the face of every person who teels me they 'didn't vote for this,' once excrement has been bouncing off the rotational ventilation device for a month or two.

 

Seems fair.

But make sure to wear a T-shirt that says: "YES, YOU TOTALLY VOTED FOR THIS".

 

But... I didn't think the leopards would eat my face when I voted for the 'Leopards eating faces party'.

 

So that PR stunt of a 100 lorries at an airport in Kent turned out well, not only do 100 lorries probably make up less 0.01% of the total freight traveling to Europe everyday but 11 lorries didn't even bother turning up.

This is like watching an episode of Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em.

 

So we get to add 'couldn't organise a traffic jam in Kent' to the 'couldn't organise a[n] X in a[n] Y' roster.

 

Yea, didn't someone try to recreate his roller skate through the streets stunt and have to dial it back because of safety concerns.

 

Topical after the drama programme on Brit TV last night, well worth watching...