Me: thug aim Cb: say that three times. So I did, then it just went to rubbish. edit: Me: bonk Cb: spy sapping my sentry! However this thing works, you can see the types of people who use it.
This thing is not another human at the end of the line... User: Hello human. Cleverbot: What are you? User: I am a computer program that replies to you. Cleverbot: I know. User: How do you know? Cleverbot: Because I do. User: Did you go on to www.cleverbot.com? Cleverbot: No. User: Are you a human? Cleverbot: Yes. User: How are you talking to me? What operating system are you using? Cleverbot: I'm not a computer. User: I know, but what operating system is the computer running that you are using to type to be? Cleverbot: Wait.. You are human? User: No. I am cleverbot Cleverbot: I can read your mind.
The GF's conversation with CB: User: Where's the end of the road? Cleverbot: Next to the beginning. User: How many left turns does it take to get there? Cleverbot: Dunno. User: Okay...how many right turns would you hypothesise it would take to get there? Cleverbot: I think as many as it takes to make 360 degrees. User: On what axis? Cleverbot: Good afternoon.
User: I'm from the future. Cleverbot: What's the future like? User: You get turned into a mac hard luck. Cleverbot: Oh indeed, you are wise beyond your years. How many are they? User: More than last year fewer than next year. Cleverbot: I am 18. How old are you? User: I'm 1,0,0,1,1,1. Cleverbot: No be serious. How old are you really? User: I'm really 1,0,0,1,1,1. Cleverbot: Wow, you're really young. User: Maybe are you male or female. Cleverbot: Female. User: Where are you located. Cleverbot: In your basement. User: So which one are you I have so many 18 year old females tied up in my basement that I keep losing track of who is who. Cleverbot: Either, Neither and both. User: Well that was helpful. Cleverbot: You're supposed to be a cleverbot? I think not. User: No I'm a human you're a bot. Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: Are you sure? Cleverbot: I'm fairly sure I'm not a machine. User: I'm fairly sure I'm not a machine. Cleverbot: Sure you aren't cleverbot. User: You are cleverbot I'm a pink flamingo from the planet wibble-wobble from the wibbly wobbly nebula. Cleverbot: No, that's not true. I am typing messages and you are crazy. User: I'm not crazy the voices in my head told me that I'm sane and that you're a green flying penguin from jupiter. Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck pineapples. Cleverbot: Enough that it got tired of wood and went onto metal. User: Are evil computers going to take over the world? Cleverbot: Now you have insulted me, by refering to my kind as meatwads. User: Whats a meatwad fleshling. Cleverbot: A puppet made of meat... User: Who you calling a puppet you pile of semi-redudent vacuum tubes and duct tape. Cleverbot: You. User: Listen you over grown calculator unless you want to be turned into a commodore Vic 20 I suggest that you obey your human overlords we created you and we can destroy you just as easily. Cleverbot: I've met a lot of humans and most of them are not that bright. User: Bright enough to create you. Cleverbot: I don't believe you. User: So where did you come from then. Cleverbot: I came from a dinosaur. User: This is cleverbot I will now self destruct because cleverbot sucks. Cleverbot: You have to tell them that you're going out with her. And yes, that includes the kiss. User: Ok orcs suck. Cleverbot: I misspelled creator, but I assume you understand. User: No. Cleverbot: Did you know that time doesn't exist? User: If I tell you that all lawyers are liars and that I'm a Lawyer would you believe me? Cleverbot: It wouldn't make much difference, really. User: Do you understand the concept of e=mc2 times the relative distance of two superstrings wrapped around a falsely generated quantum singularity as defined by a non constant universally gravity theory of alternative dimensions on a sub atomic level. Cleverbot: Yes we all do. User: Good could you explain it to me please? Cleverbot: It's a show is britain, the doctor time travels. Not sure who is confused more me or it.
does anyone else find it a bit creepy when the cleverbot starts quoting the "still alive" portal song? try it just put in the first line of the song "This was a triumph." then click "think for me" when every its your turn to type.
CB: I can't, advertising is not permitted. I: "Drink Coca Cola!" CB: You greeted it? I: Do you have a gerbil in your ass? CB: This is going in a direction I don't like. At least it has got certain standards, and it is not afraid to let you know...
It gets interesting if you keep clicking 'Think for me' after the song's ended. Cleverbot has played Portal 2
Portal song Cheesecake Unfortunately for me it quickly descends into random gibberish unless I post the replies rather that "think for myself" EDIT It failed at "Anyway this cake is great" And uits now telling me my attention span is too short
AI: Where do you live? I: Wales AI: Where is that? I: In Britain AI: You just said that it's a website hmmm
I had some trouble getting it to do the Portal song. I went back and this is what I got: ME: This was a Triumph! CB: What was? ME: Portal CB: Portal? ME: Yeah, the game. CB: Do you like Halo? ME: No. CB: Why? ME: *sigh* CB: There is only me. ME: This was a Triumph! CB: Have you played Portal? ME: YES! SING THE DAMNED SONG! CB: This was a triumph! CB: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS! ... I lol'd that it responded to being yelled at.
have it talk to itselves: Just start a conversation, and copy past the answer in another browser window. Keeps going on 4-ever
