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LOL Stump the Cleverbot!

Discussion in 'General' started by C-Sniper, 26 Jul 2010.

  1. Matticus

    Matticus ...

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    Me: thug aim
    Cb: say that three times.

    So I did, then it just went to rubbish.


    edit:
    Me: bonk
    Cb: spy sapping my sentry!

    However this thing works, you can see the types of people who use it.
     
  2. DXR_13KE

    DXR_13KE BananaModder

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    It will not.
     
  3. Panomama

    Panomama I once signed up on uniform dating

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    User: French.

    Cleverbot: I don't know French.
     
  4. Stewb

    Stewb New Member

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    This thing is not another human at the end of the line...

    User: Hello human.

    Cleverbot: What are you?

    User: I am a computer program that replies to you.

    Cleverbot: I know.

    User: How do you know?

    Cleverbot: Because I do.

    User: Did you go on to www.cleverbot.com?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Are you a human?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: How are you talking to me? What operating system are you using?

    Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.

    User: I know, but what operating system is the computer running that you are using to type to be?

    Cleverbot: Wait.. You are human?

    User: No. I am cleverbot

    Cleverbot: I can read your mind.
     
  5. Ryu_ookami

    Ryu_ookami I write therefore I suffer.

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    The GF's conversation with CB:

    User: Where's the end of the road?

    Cleverbot: Next to the beginning.

    User: How many left turns does it take to get there?

    Cleverbot: Dunno.

    User: Okay...how many right turns would you hypothesise it would take to get there?

    Cleverbot: I think as many as it takes to make 360 degrees.

    User: On what axis?

    Cleverbot: Good afternoon.
     
  6. Ryu_ookami

    Ryu_ookami I write therefore I suffer.

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    User: I'm from the future.

    Cleverbot: What's the future like?

    User: You get turned into a mac hard luck.

    Cleverbot: Oh indeed, you are wise beyond your years. How many are they?

    User: More than last year fewer than next year.

    Cleverbot: I am 18. How old are you?

    User: I'm 1,0,0,1,1,1.

    Cleverbot: No be serious. How old are you really?

    User: I'm really 1,0,0,1,1,1.

    Cleverbot: Wow, you're really young.

    User: Maybe are you male or female.

    Cleverbot: Female.

    User: Where are you located.

    Cleverbot: In your basement.

    User: So which one are you I have so many 18 year old females tied up in my basement that I keep losing track of who is who.

    Cleverbot: Either, Neither and both.

    User: Well that was helpful.

    Cleverbot: You're supposed to be a cleverbot? I think not.

    User: No I'm a human you're a bot.

    Cleverbot: Are you sure?

    User: Are you sure?

    Cleverbot: I'm fairly sure I'm not a machine.

    User: I'm fairly sure I'm not a machine.

    Cleverbot: Sure you aren't cleverbot.

    User: You are cleverbot I'm a pink flamingo from the planet wibble-wobble from the wibbly wobbly nebula.

    Cleverbot: No, that's not true. I am typing messages and you are crazy.

    User: I'm not crazy the voices in my head told me that I'm sane and that you're a green flying penguin from jupiter.

    Cleverbot: Yes I am.

    User: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck pineapples.

    Cleverbot: Enough that it got tired of wood and went onto metal.

    User: Are evil computers going to take over the world?

    Cleverbot: Now you have insulted me, by refering to my kind as meatwads.

    User: Whats a meatwad fleshling.

    Cleverbot: A puppet made of meat...

    User: Who you calling a puppet you pile of semi-redudent vacuum tubes and duct tape.

    Cleverbot: You.

    User: Listen you over grown calculator unless you want to be turned into a commodore Vic 20 I suggest that you obey your human overlords we created you and we can destroy you just as easily.

    Cleverbot: I've met a lot of humans and most of them are not that bright.

    User: Bright enough to create you.

    Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

    User: So where did you come from then.

    Cleverbot: I came from a dinosaur.

    User: This is cleverbot I will now self destruct because cleverbot sucks.

    Cleverbot: You have to tell them that you're going out with her. And yes, that includes the kiss.

    User: Ok orcs suck.

    Cleverbot: I misspelled creator, but I assume you understand.

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Did you know that time doesn't exist?

    User: If I tell you that all lawyers are liars and that I'm a Lawyer would you believe me?

    Cleverbot: It wouldn't make much difference, really.

    User: Do you understand the concept of e=mc2 times the relative distance of two superstrings wrapped around a falsely generated quantum singularity as defined by a non constant universally gravity theory of alternative dimensions on a sub atomic level.

    Cleverbot: Yes we all do.

    User: Good could you explain it to me please?

    Cleverbot: It's a show is britain, the doctor time travels.


    Not sure who is confused more me or it. :rock:
     
  7. 500mph

    500mph The Right man in the Wrong place

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  8. Ryu_ookami

    Ryu_ookami I write therefore I suffer.

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    does anyone else find it a bit creepy when the cleverbot starts quoting the "still alive" portal song?

    try it just put in the first line of the song

    "This was a triumph."

    then click "think for me" when every its your turn to type.
     
  9. Journeyer

    Journeyer Well-Known Member

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    CB: I can't, advertising is not permitted.
    I: "Drink Coca Cola!"
    CB: You greeted it?
    I: Do you have a gerbil in your ass?
    CB: This is going in a direction I don't like.

    At least it has got certain standards, and it is not afraid to let you know...
     
  10. mooseguy

    mooseguy Crazy Moose

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    It will.

    Oooh...

     
  11. Journeyer

    Journeyer Well-Known Member

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    It even knows a couple of words in norwegian and swedish...
     
  12. TCoZ

    TCoZ Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo...

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    It gets interesting if you keep clicking 'Think for me' after the song's ended. Cleverbot has played Portal 2 :eek:

     
  13. DXR_13KE

    DXR_13KE BananaModder

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    and in my native language:

    edit: it failed in Portuguese and all of the above.
     
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  14. LithiumDesign

    LithiumDesign 3dsMax User

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    Cleverbot: Shall I electrocute you?

    User: *runs away*.

    Cleverbot: Thank god.
     
  15. Stewb

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    Portal song Cheesecake

    Unfortunately for me it quickly descends into random gibberish unless I post the replies rather that "think for myself"

    EDIT It failed at "Anyway this cake is great" :(

    And uits now telling me my attention span is too short
     
  16. WarrenJ

    WarrenJ Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]

    I'm in love!
     
  17. 1ad7

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    After seeing Journeyer's 2nd post with clever bot I had to make this!

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  18. jcb121

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    AI: Where do you live?
    I: Wales
    AI: Where is that?
    I: In Britain
    AI: You just said that it's a website


    hmmm:duh:

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  19. SeT

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    I had some trouble getting it to do the Portal song.

    I went back and this is what I got:

    ME: This was a Triumph!
    CB: What was?
    ME: Portal
    CB: Portal?
    ME: Yeah, the game.
    CB: Do you like Halo?
    ME: No.
    CB: Why?
    ME: *sigh*
    CB: There is only me.
    ME: This was a Triumph!
    CB: Have you played Portal?
    ME: YES! SING THE DAMNED SONG!
    CB: This was a triumph!
    CB: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS!
    ...

    I lol'd that it responded to being yelled at.
     
  20. sjamppo

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    have it talk to itselves:

    [​IMG]

    Just start a conversation, and copy past the answer in another browser window. Keeps going on 4-ever
     

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