Hell no. Have you tried playing pool in a pub and hit the ball over the edge of the pool table? (ahem didn't do that, just popped into my mind.....)
Yes! Once or twice, both times catapaulting after breaking, a little too hard tho, i blame the alcohol. Have you ever felt sorry for a car cos it looks so used & abused?
Ha how did you find that page?!?! No, I would say I feel happy for the car Have you ever cut your foot whilst swimming?
Not felt sorry, but I often feel some level of disgust towards people who can't take care of their MP3-players and stuff and then whine when modern electronics never work. Have you ever registered into a forum/gallery-site and never checked it again? EDIT: dang profqwerty was faster; can't remember cutting my foot, but I did once swim to a fountain, climb on it and then fall over and hurt my chest.
No. Even my girlfriend wishes she wasn't a girl, but thankfully for me she is! Have you ever had a dream inside of a dream?
Yea.. Also walked into a house mate while he was watching (what I originally thought was a horror film) some nasty ass leather whips and dungeon porn. He had his headphones on and didn't even realise I was there until I realised what was on his screen started laughing. That'll teach you not to lock your door! Have you ever swallowed a bug?
Many times. Summer cycling, long downhills and whoops of delight make for interesting in-flight meals. Have you ever had sex outdoors?
Yes, once on the bus too. It was even more fun once the person next to us got off at his stop. Have you ever given your girlfriend "surprise buttsecks" ?
yeah I know TSFU!!! Answer= i guess not? have you ever wondered where ComputerKing went after he was unbanned?
No. For his spirit lives on in all of us. Have you ever laughed at someone with a misfortune they can't help even though you know it's bad to?