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Rant Hey! I said Large (Chips), Lady!

Discussion in 'General' started by DeadP1xels, 19 Jan 2011.

  1. DeadP1xels

    DeadP1xels Social distancing since 92

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    I love to rant :D

    I keep getting this now im rather a large eater and so everytime i go to the fish and chip shop i ask for large chips lately the price is rising up constantly

    The other day i went in there and a dude ordered medium were i ordered large, the portion size was exactly the same if not mine was slightly smaller and i paid more!!

    WASSUP WITH THAT!?

    Its the same if you order a side of chips if you don't ask them in a seperate dish you always get a whole lot less
     
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  2. BRAWL

    BRAWL Dead and buried.

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    Okay, I'll get the first one in.

    Enough with the rants... this one's about to get flamed (like a fish) into non-existance.

    and yes I am jelly.
     
  3. Ending Credits

    Ending Credits Bunned

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    My chip shop only has two sizes, medium and large. Medium is enough for two people and large is twice that amount.
     
  4. b0ng0

    b0ng0 Reddomitlum

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    I think there should be a comma after LARGE, otherwise it looks like you're indulging in a bit of fatty fatty fat fatty woman slander.
     
  5. Mitcian

    Mitcian What's a Dremel?

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    Yea I thought that, came in here expecting some fat jokes... oh well....
     
  6. Unicorn

    Unicorn Uniform November India

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    You have little to moan about if the size of the portions at your local chippy is all you have to whinge about. Stop making the forum untidy and grow a pair.

    I think we'd all appreciate a lock here, mods. Before the forum catches fire and we have to call the bit-tech fire brigade.
     
  7. BRAWL

    BRAWL Dead and buried.

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    *Listens then turns round carrying Jerry Can of petrol*
     
  8. b0ng0

    b0ng0 Reddomitlum

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    Do you also have a cigar you will ping in slow-motion into the fuel-soaked victim as you turn around slowly and walk away as a big ball of flames erupts in your wake?
     
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  9. Sheiken

    Sheiken Wat?

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    Grow a pair and tell the lady that you are not satisfied with the sice of your package (I know, I know)
     
  10. GingerFox

    GingerFox What's a Dremel?

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    You know you don't have to click/read anything on here? Good.
     
  11. Xtrafresh

    Xtrafresh It never hurts to help

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  12. dave_beast

    dave_beast Enthusiast

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    A regular/small portion of chips from a chippy round here (E London) is enough to feed a family of 4 lol
     
  13. kenco_uk

    kenco_uk I unsuccessfully then tried again

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    Something's a bit fishy here.

    It sounds like you have a chip on your shoulder.

    I'm unsure of the sauce of your ire.

    It sounds like the person serving the chips needs a good grilling (or battering).

    You have to be codding.

    I would plaice a complaint.

    Fins ain't what they used to be.

    Umm.. that's me done I think. Anyone else?
     
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  14. pimonserry

    pimonserry sounds like a party.

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    Me and my boss share a small chips when I'm back at home (Somerset). We don't finish it. How hungry are you?!
     
  15. b0ng0

    b0ng0 Reddomitlum

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    This whole thing is a bit fishy, if I had... oh wait too late with the punnery. :(
     
  16. Teelzebub

    Teelzebub Up yours GOD,Whats best served cold

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    I think he thinks we are a bit green at the gills :eeek:
     
  17. DeadP1xels

    DeadP1xels Social distancing since 92

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    You sir can haz reps

    Im also not fond of the amount of chewing gum on the pavements and the colour of my shoes

    Im actually surpised i did'nt get more like you, this was more from BRAWL

    And could you stop moaning on my moans you're making my moans look even more moany if anything :D

    Us devon folk are big eaters you see :thumb: or are chip shops are stingy sods
     
  18. Jipa

    Jipa Avoiding the "I guess.." since 2004

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    There's already this thread: http://forums.bit-tech.net/showthread.php?t=177179

    For such small inconveniences of the everyday life.

    And I really hope you said something directly to the "lady", because if you didn't, this thread is even more pathetic.
     
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  19. DeadP1xels

    DeadP1xels Social distancing since 92

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    I said "HEY BIATCH GIMME MORE CHIPS OR I CUT YOU"

    then she kicked me out
     
  20. b0ng0

    b0ng0 Reddomitlum

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    I'm confused, I'm so out of tuna with this thread. Maybe I'm not in the right plaice... maybe it's more serious and I need to see a brain sturgeon :-/

    Ahh.. I'm carping on a bit, I've never been the sole of the party, you guys have a whale of a time.
     
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