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LOL *NSFW* *The new Demote thread*

Discussion in 'General' started by adam_bagpuss, 8 Jul 2011.

  1. yuusou

    yuusou Well-Known Member

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    Yeah the lid'l make it better.
     
  2. RedFlames

    RedFlames ...is not a Belgian football team

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    Yeah cos the flimsy clip-on lid is gonna make a whole bunch of difference to a plastic bin with petrol sloshing around it
     
  3. Mr_Mistoffelees

    Mr_Mistoffelees The Lunatic on the Grass.

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  5. TheBlackSwordsMan

    TheBlackSwordsMan Fellow of the Teelzebub Society

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  6. TheBlackSwordsMan

    TheBlackSwordsMan Fellow of the Teelzebub Society

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  7. Mr_Mistoffelees

    Mr_Mistoffelees The Lunatic on the Grass.

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    Found this on another computing forum:


    "Oxford University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science.

    The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

    These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks.

    Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

    A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

    Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years.

    It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

    In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

    This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass.

    When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons."
     
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  8. Byron C

    Byron C No liability accepted as a result of this post

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    I'm stealing that.
     
  9. David

    David Take my advice — I’m not using it.

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    That was great.

    Also nicked it. :)
     
  10. VipersGratitude

    VipersGratitude Well-Known Member

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  11. Ryu_ookami

    Ryu_ookami I write therefore I suffer.

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    Nicked it
     
  12. Mr_Mistoffelees

    Mr_Mistoffelees The Lunatic on the Grass.

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    Saw this one on Twitter:

    "Brave Sir Boris ran away
    Bravely ran away
    When some tubas played the Ode to Joy
    He bravely hid from the ex-Pat noise!
    To Bettel Boris cried:
    'I only do my chats inside!'
    Then swiftly taking to his feet,
    He left Luxembourg covering his retreat.
    Bravest of the brave!
    Sir Boris!"
     
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  13. RedFlames

    RedFlames ...is not a Belgian football team

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  14. Fingers66

    Fingers66 Kiwi in London

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    I see Cambridge Analytica appears to be still going strong...scary really (not my image, stolen from Reddit)...

    [​IMG]
     
  15. fix-the-spade

    fix-the-spade Well-Known Member

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    Mr_Mistoffelees The Lunatic on the Grass.

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    lilgoth89 Captin Calliope

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    Mr_Mistoffelees The Lunatic on the Grass.

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    I'm no Trekkie but, I grew-up watching the original series. Never got into the later series...
     
  20. Gunsmith

    Gunsmith Maximum Win

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    you're missing out, TNG and DS9 were spectacular.
     
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