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Discussion in 'General' started by hydro_electric_655, 1 Sep 2006.

  1. DarkReaper

    DarkReaper Alignment: Sarcastic Good

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    Too much talk of fev;
    breasts are being neglected.
    Change the subject, please!
     
  2. koola

    koola Banned

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    All this talk of fev... :worried:

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  3. fev

    fev Industry Fallout

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    what can I say, what the people want the people get
     
  4. r4tch3t

    r4tch3t hmmmm....

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    Breasts Breasts everywhere
    Can I touch mesmerising
    Must stop must not touch

    Twirl and twirl and twirl
    The tassles go twirling 'round
    Slip a note in there
     
  5. Cthippo

    Cthippo Can't mod my way out of a paper bag

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    fev could go blind soon
    but sure, a small price to pay
    for happy grasping

    Dark Reaper objects
    demands more breasts to discuss
    we accomodate

    Cthippo says
    a request for the next time,
    do limericks instead
     
  6. customh

    customh conflagration.

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    i commend thee limerickal haiku thingys
     
  7. Cthippo

    Cthippo Can't mod my way out of a paper bag

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    Not limmerical Haiku, I just think limericks would be more fun, and they actually rhyme
     
  8. Flibblebot

    Flibblebot Smile with me

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    Isn't that an excerpt from the new DoA Extreme 2 trailer?
     
  9. Cthippo

    Cthippo Can't mod my way out of a paper bag

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    No, you're thinking of this one
     
  10. z4114

    z4114 FACE!

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    For some limmericks,
    A new thread must be started.
    Back to the boobies.

    Sitting at my desk,
    its N S F W.
    My door is locked tight.

    Open up F F.
    Put in the right U R L.
    Arr, boobies ahoy!


    Note: For proper syllables, just read the letters themselves.
     
  11. r4tch3t

    r4tch3t hmmmm....

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    Dead Or Alive Breast
    Too bouncy, Unrealistic
    Still nice all the same
     
  12. hydro_electric_655

    hydro_electric_655 Dremelly Dude

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    Grr thread revival making it easier to read this
     
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  13. SouthernBelle

    SouthernBelle New Member

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    K, seriously? For how long can y'all be entertained by boobs?

    Methinks it's an illness...

    :hehe:
     
  14. specofdust

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    Wikipedia tells me the average life expectancy of westerners is about 80 years, so there's your answer :D
     
  15. DarkReaper

    DarkReaper Alignment: Sarcastic Good

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    "You're all ill", thinks Belle
    but we know differently
    it's natural, honest!


    (How many syllables is 'differently' supposed to have anyway? three or four?)
     
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  16. quack

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  17. Stuey

    Stuey You will be defenestrated!

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    Diff er ent ly
    Me thinks 4.

    Unless you say it Diff rent ly. Then it's a ghetto 3.
     
  18. Guest-16

    Guest-16 Guest

    Fourty Two, it isnt,
    The Mammaries know best,
    Ever a mans world.
     
  19. DarkReaper

    DarkReaper Alignment: Sarcastic Good

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    Fixed - cheers guys.

    We talk different in norn iron y'see ;)
     
  20. Stuey

    Stuey You will be defenestrated!

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    Don't worry. I sat here counting my fingers a few times while trying to figure it out. We pronounce "differently" diffrently here too. =)

    That which does support
    Plagues those who learn quantum phys.
    Evil a bra is
     

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