LOL Tit-Tech.net welcomes you. (Haikus for the rest of us)

let me introduce you too Haiku5-7-5

 

Been looking for this thread for a while now.

Sheer genius.

Oh boobies, oh boobs,
Always slowing my school work,
Girls reveal them much.

Edit: Thought of another one.

Officer, I swear,
She was basically asking
For my gentle touch.



Edit: I AM A MAN NEXXO!

 

We always appreciate the female perspective!

Her mesmerising
undulations draw my eyes
as she walks past me.

These soft distractions
hold my attention, until
a hard lamp post smacks--

 

I always worried about the day that my online nickname would come to confuse others of my true gender of maleness.


















(but seriously, don't make the same mistake again, or I might have to... terminate you )

Only joking.

Or am I?


(damn, thats a lot of empty space)

(I also thought the rape joke gave it away, but I suppose there could be lesbian rapists)

 

If weather permits
Wow, a lot is left to the
imagination

 

I have no idea what this thread is ... except I typed in www.tit-tech.net and was disappointed to find "Safari can’t find the server.".

 

I have a business
Installing styrofoam nuns
f*ck a fruit basket

 

Demotivators
may come and go, but tit-tech
brings eternal joy

 

I missed tit-tech.