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LOL Tit-Tech.net welcomes you. (Haikus for the rest of us)

Discussion in 'General' started by hydro_electric_655, 1 Sep 2006.

  1. hydro_electric_655

    hydro_electric_655 Dremelly Dude

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    See my totally useless contradictory post has sparked the Best thready ever...sad really but freakin hilarious.
     
  2. Stwongbad

    Stwongbad New Member

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    Give yourself a pat on the back. You are officially (at least in my mind) the second biggest genius in the world. :clap: Hats off to hydro!
     
  3. Nexxo

    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

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    ROFL :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
     
  4. WireFrame

    WireFrame <b>PermaBanned</b>

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    We need pics!
     
  5. Nexxo

    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

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    No.

    Imagination
    sees perfection, but the flawed
    truth disappoints
     
  6. eek

    eek CAMRA ***.

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    they are softer than silk,
    more dazzaling than light,
    forever i try to keep my grip tight.

    Good poem, but needs to be 5, 7, 5 syllables to be a haiku! :blush:

    Softer than silk and
    more dazzling than Summer light
    as fleeting to touch


    --Nexxo
     
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  7. Guest-16

    Guest-16 Guest

    HAHAHA fantastic :D:D We should so publish these.

    Tit-tech has a ring to it as well.
     
  8. quack

    quack New Member

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    Soft and squishy boobs.
    Oh how I love them dearly,
    please let me hold them.
     
  9. whisperwolf

    whisperwolf New Member

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    Sweet domes of delight,
    Sway hypnotically to
    Music, in all clubs.
     
  10. yodasarmpit

    yodasarmpit No longer the other Brett.

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    Photoshop :)
     
  11. trigger

    trigger Procrastinator

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    Pendulous breasts near
    Cannot help but stare, bounce, bounce
    Slap in the face, ouch!
     
  12. Da Dego

    Da Dego Brett Thomas

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    So big and supple
    until water bra sprung leak
    false advertising
     
  13. supermonkey

    supermonkey Deal with it

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    Gravity and age
    working to undo nature's
    perfection. Get fakes?


    Big, small, firm, soft, which?
    Bouncy, swaying, hanging, which?
    Sod them, I like thighs.


    What a great way to get the brain working in the morning.

    -monkey
     
  14. Da Dego

    Da Dego Brett Thomas

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    luscious, creamy mounds
    topped with pink hersheys kisses
    a candy mountain.


    I am so going to get fired for writing this **** at work :)
     
  15. Guest-16

    Guest-16 Guest

    Breasts and Titties, they're so great,
    They make me want to mas...

    uhh, Family Forum.
     
  16. Flibblebot

    Flibblebot Smile with me

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    You were going to write "mass communicate", right?

    ...and what part of breast-related haikus safe for a family forum... :duh:
     
  17. supermonkey

    supermonkey Deal with it

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    Masticate? To chew? Yeah, that takes us down a whole different path.

    -monkey
     
  18. Nexxo

    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

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    Class. :D
     
  19. Krikkit

    Krikkit All glory to the hypnotoad! Super Moderator

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    Greatest thread ever, how much better could it get?
     
  20. Fod

    Fod what is the cheesecake?

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    pale breasts of wonder
    exposed to the golden light
    the pulse, it quickens

    i suck at haikus. lemme try another

    oh! to be the one
    to free the captive beauty
    from her lace shackles
     

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