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LOL Tit-Tech.net welcomes you. (Haikus for the rest of us)

Discussion in 'General' started by hydro_electric_655, 1 Sep 2006.

  1. Nexxo

    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

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    That last one is excellent, Fod. :thumb:

    A gravity well
    of soft binary bodies
    pulls my gaze downwards
     
  2. Krikkit

    Krikkit All glory to the hypnotoad! Super Moderator

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    :hehe: Great one.

    Soft fleshy domes of great
    beauty, and lust. To release you
    from your prison. Great times.


    Not great, but not bad.
     
  3. supermonkey

    supermonkey Deal with it

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    Wow...5 pages in and these are only getting better.

    Forget Pluto and
    Xena. There are only two
    planets I'm watching.


    And taking Nexxo's another step...

    Soft round planets pull
    me in with their gravity.
    I show them my moon.


    -monkey
     
  4. specofdust

    specofdust Banned

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    Squidgy balls of fat
    sound rubbish to the ears, yet
    pleasing to the touch


    It's rubbish I accept, but I felt I had to contribute, since you've all provided me with so many smiles :blush:
     
  5. DougEdey

    DougEdey I pwn all your storage

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    I'm gonna whack together a Tit tech site when I'm at work tomorrow.

    I'll linky around lunchtime probably
     
  6. whisperwolf

    whisperwolf New Member

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    Im thinking that might just be pushing my works internet filter a little bit,

    Booby poetry
    passes filter, creative
    language as excuse
     
  7. DougEdey

    DougEdey I pwn all your storage

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    Mammery (sp?) Haikus?
     
  8. Constructacon

    Constructacon Constructing since 1978

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    Or how about....

    Great vale of cleavage
    Wet white shirt shows hard nipples
    You make my knees weak.

    Alternate last line...
    You make my pants strain

    EDIT: \0/ 1400th post!!
     
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  9. Fod

    Fod what is the cheesecake?

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    bah! krikkit, you misquoted my haiku and stripped all the genius out of it :(

    fix it, i say!
     
  10. Krikkit

    Krikkit All glory to the hypnotoad! Super Moderator

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    Sorry Fod, I thought I improved it. :p

    Got another one:

    Oh great flesh of power;
    why must you control us feeble men?
    Such obsession unseen.
     
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  11. hydro_electric_655

    hydro_electric_655 Dremelly Dude

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    Technically they aren't fat. You should gogole that up.
     
  12. DarkReaper

    DarkReaper Alignment: Sarcastic Good

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    So true :duh:
     
  13. Stwongbad

    Stwongbad New Member

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    I second that.... :duh:
     
  14. Emzay

    Emzay "He's doing a poo!"

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    Boobs are not that great,
    Sometimes tender and quite sore,
    When we menstruate


    HA. take that!
     
  15. Stuey

    Stuey You will be defenestrated!

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    Dang it all you guys
    I've got some work to be done,
    I'm now distracted.



    Breasts are very great,
    Indeed boobs are very grand,
    Except when on men.
     
  16. Nexxo

    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

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    :clap: We always welcome the female perspective!

    Like subatomic
    particles, they hold more force
    when pushed together
     
  17. Krikkit

    Krikkit All glory to the hypnotoad! Super Moderator

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    Cleavage. The mighty
    valley of great temptation.
    Why do you tempt me?


    Not too sure on that one, I'm having trouble discerning syllables. :duh:
     
  18. eek

    eek CAMRA ***.

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    LMAO, that one's a cracker!!
     
  19. quack

    quack New Member

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    Nothing wrong with that one! :thumb:
     
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    Guest-16 Guest

    The Mighty Valley
    Mounds of temptation entice
    Why do you provoke?


    Modding Krik's entry
     

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